How about some more Gud Summryies?

Okay! Happy Monday. For any n00bs: If someone is just getting into fandom, and they are trolling for fic, your summary is how they decide to read you. That whole "judging a book by its cover" thing. The following are taken from various fanfiction websites. And we'll just say they aren't an inducement to read. Or... read for the wrong reasons. (there, so far, has been one exception.)

Obligatory Disclaimer: I do not condone pointing fingers at an author and calling names. We've all done this to our fics, we've all just gotten started and horribly, horribly abused flowery prose. Or misspelled words. Or were idiots. Ha! In the name of fairness, I've put a summary from one of my OWN fics in here! See? I wear big girl pants. Don't point and laugh at any person here. Unless it is yourself. Dude. I'm like zen with that. Awesome. OOH! And I may have caught a plagiarist!! rune_vampyre's FUNNY fic "F*ck you and your cat" was posted at ff.net without her knowledge (where I found the summary) and she didn't post there. And now? It's gone. I'm on to you stealers! Watch yer butt!

Part One
Part Two

( So liek? Thers this girl? Named bufy? And shes' all liek, I'm skeert? )

And the following journals have made icons to go with these: mpoetess; yin_again this one, four posts back, _tayler, and glossing. Hurrah!