Hump Day! Define it how you need it, I won't judge.

[stoney321]

I'm nice like that.

Yesterday's museum trip was a success, hit two museums plus lunch, everyone was interested in the exhibits (the cubism wasn't a big hit, but hey, they've been exposed. The early stuff was pretty inaccessible, imo.) but we saw the whole city, saw priceless works of art, we ate pancreas! No, we didn't, but we did eat steak fingers and sipped soda and talked about post-modern art and how my kids actually prefer that (or the very literal works from the 15 - 17th centuries. Layers, my kids have them.)

And then I watched many hours of stand up last night and finished with a show where Dane Cook closed (hey, Greg Giraldo was performing, he was awesome. *sadface*) and counted a good three jokes Cook stole. Damn, that's so Carlos Mencia, come on, bro! Imma watch some Patton Oswald and Maria Bamford tonight to cleanse the palate, they are two of my all time fave comics.

True Blood! Less cracky this past ep, right? Oh, it's still with the cray-cray, but it's not the fairy cray-cray. crazydiamondsue's recap is up at Hey, Don't Judge Me. She continues to bring the southern hilarity (actual southern hilarity, something Alan Ball lacks on occasion.)

Speaking of recaps, I thought of doing the "two years later" Hoarders ep, but it made me too sad in places. Happy for a few of them (like that sad woman that lived in her diapers, OH MY GOD) but the rest of it... Augh. Sorry. BUT! Glee recaps continue apace, and I've changed up the format so that now there are recipe cards for the cocktails. :D YAY COCKTAILS. Today is the LYING TINA 'TINI, because of Tina's fake stutter. (I'm going back and adding them to all the previous posts, and all recaps are linked to the next one, for ease of clicking. YOU'RE WELCOME.)

This was the ep where Becky and Jean were introduced, so I have FEELINGS on disabled relatives, but I saved most of them for the end (the Drunken Thoughts portion.)

And hey, I know a bunch of you click over there (you don't have to leave comments, I'm not going to harangue you) but you could click on the FB like button, or something. You know, if you wanted to be awesome and stuff. (That helps raise our profile, so you know.) :)

OK, I am STARVING, I've had naught but Special K with a banana at 8am and the Donger need FOOD.

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I just ate half a sleeve of Fig Newtons. It's cake and fruit, Laura.

You're the best pimper that ever pimped. I really enjoyed this episode of True Blood. I'm even enjoying the shifter storyline (although they had to give the woman with the worst accent *my* name - pfft!) I'll be happy when we're done with Hot Shot, although it's gold to write about. Did I tell you that I was deeply ashamed not to have thought of the Sex Panther reference until I went to link it on FB and Twitter? They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

The drink recipe cards are great, I'm still in agreement about cube boobs and it's so hot tonight that I'm making my famous call to the sandwich shop (but it's a local sandwich shop, so yay.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SUE I LOVE FIG NEWTONS. They are my favorite fruit and cake (they are NOT cookies, agreed. Which means you can still have cookies.)

I thought this was a MUCH better episode, for sure. Wait, a shifter is named Sue/Suzanne? I missed that! (I gloss over the names of some of the made-for-tv characters.)

SEX PANTHER. That was hilarious. I re-blogged that, because I could do no better. Also, it smells like the inside of a fake arm.

I just loaded up all of the drink cards and added screencaps to the top of the posts to jazz it up some.

I WANT A SAMMICH. I'm teaching #2 how to make caprese salad, so there's that? Oh, and I bought a bottle of red (bottle of white!) to guzzle, so scratch the sandwich and bring me cheese, I'll pour you some.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Blonde shifter (the hen at the egg farm) is named Suzanne. Eddie and I watch all TV with the closed captioning on because we are OLD, hahaha. She does that annoying "all southern women speak in a falsetto" drawl. Ugh.

I want to guzzle some wine with you! I'm in a suburban Dallas state of mind. I'm torn between an Okie burger (roast beef with lots of red onions) or a California Club (avocado and sprouts mmmm) but now I want caprese salad! (Random: did you see the pic Eddie posted on FB when he told Jonah to use a fork for his salad and Jonah speared his breadstick and chowed down on that? Classic hilarity!)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AH. I did not pay much attention to her, that whole scene was whack. I'm not that interested in Sam, truth be told.

AVOCADO! Go for that, and tomorrow I'll pretend I'm eating your leftovers when I have my avocado goodies.

(HA! I did. HE IS ADORABLE.)