So, the Mr. and I bought some new toys for the house this weekend, which means I feel the need to paint and make drapes. (It's an illness.) Not to mention that I have a few things that need to be written, finished, edited, yadda yadda.

(Oooh, and this weekend is my husband's 20 Year High School Reunion, which is making him feel very old, but not me, because I'm only 23. Ahaha.) All of which means he's trying to turn back the hands of time in four days, so in a nutshell: he's going insane.

My hope is that the paint fumes will lull him into moving furniture for me without question and he'll stand around like my personal work zombie for the week. I'll post before and after pictures for those interested... Have a good week! Do exciting things so I'll have something fun to read about! DO IT.

and if you're thinking that this is really a way for me to avoid getting flattering compliments on Facebook, then you would be right. Ahahaha. Ahem. Also, it's Shark Week!!!!
Yay, new week! I'm raring to go. Got a huge project list for the week, a spineful of determination, and a heart filled with song. Or in other words, I've had a lot of coffee this morning. \o/

It's important you know that this is SHARK WEEK. Which means it's all sharks, all the time in my house. (New readers: my 5 yr old is obsessed with them. She can identify sharks by their profiles. It's a little creepy, I won't lie to you.) Last night was the Air Jaws show which, on my ridiculously ginormous HDtv had me leaping back against the couch. HOLY LEAPING SHARK! I swear to the god of your choice, if I saw that coming out of the water, I would swallow my tongue and die. No. See, that is why I don't like swimming beyond the sand bar in the ocean, kids. GAAAAH! (my old LJ banner) Good lord. (that last one makes my chest hurt - total primal fear. If I had a tail, it would be covering my nethers.) I need an icon with Kenneth the Page (30 Rock) where he reminds Tracy that "You should live every week like it's Shark Week!" Ahaha. I love that show.

SPEAKING OF THE BEST SHOW ON TV EVER: Who watched The Two Coreys last night aside from me and [livejournal.com profile] grammar_glamour (who made a drinking game, hee!) Okay, they are SO GAY for each other, it's all right there on screen!!! *cough* I totally got it right, y'all. Haim mentioned how he had to wear knee pads during the shooting of Lost Boys and Feldman piped in with: and that would mark a requirement for the rest of his career. Ahahaha! They were CLUTCHING at each other. Feldman couldn't decide who he wanted more, his hot (but high-maintenance) wife or his longtime love, Haim. :D ..and when did Feldman become attractive? This is disturbing. Sunday nights, 10/9pm E/C, A&E.

OH MY GOD HOT MALE NANNY JUST RAN BY MY HOUSE!!!!!!! Today is going to be a fiiine day. In conclusion, have a meta-post about Ronald Bilius Weasley. HAPPY MONDAY, EVERYONE!

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