1. I am a HOr for HP slash. 2. re: Bibleslash, I have been praying for years for someone to write me David/Jonathan. Probably no one will write it because it is SO TEXT. 3. I watched him groom himself, lifting first his left then his right ball as he comb through the matted hair. Um, you're making fun of me now. Bad Stoney.
“And if you are going to be so anally-retentive about your beauty products, you might want to buy a new comb.” “A new comb? What the hell did you do with my comb?” “I saw this thing on the Style network about how to tame curly hair.” “You know how to tame curly hair. A ton of hair gel and a trowel.” “Not talking about that hair, pet.” …… “Okay now you need to buy me a new brain. No amount of bleach can scrub out that image.”
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2. re: Bibleslash, I have been praying for years for someone to write me David/Jonathan. Probably no one will write it because it is SO TEXT.
3. I watched him groom himself, lifting first his left then his right ball as he comb through the matted hair.
Um, you're making fun of me now. Bad Stoney.
From Spander Moodring: Spa Weird
“And if you are going to be so anally-retentive about your beauty products, you might want to buy a new comb.”
“A new comb? What the hell did you do with my comb?”
“I saw this thing on the Style network about how to tame curly hair.”
“You know how to tame curly hair. A ton of hair gel and a trowel.”
“Not talking about that hair, pet.”
……
“Okay now you need to buy me a new brain. No amount of bleach can scrub out that image.”