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Now, Me With Bullet Points! I can also be stalked at Twitter and on Tumblr.

I EXPECT PEOPLE TO ACT KINDLY TOWARDS EACH OTHER IN THIS SPACE.

Attention thought police: FIRST AND FOREMOST this journal is filled with absurdities. Humor. Parody. Satire. The blackest of humors. Also: things that make you go "sporfle." At least, that's the intent. If you are under the age of consent, you will be sent to the Time Out Corner for reading this kinda sorta adult (mostly due to language) journal. I do not censor myself and believe in free speech and free will. This is the only warning I'll make for there being "adult themes" on occasion, so make sure you comply with your own laws. I ain't ya mama.

Things that happen here include me babbling about being a baby writer and dumb things I do that make people laugh. Commas, and fragmented sentences. Also: whatnot.

I own and operate a fantastic website that you should check out if you're fannish about TV, movies, books or music. Hey, Don't Judge Me. We love geeking out over stuff; bet you do, too.

Everything I've written in this journal, unless credited/linked to someone else, should be considered my intellectual property and you do not have my permission to reprint in whole or in part. You may REC OR LINK BACK without asking. Want to copy and paste entries or stories to your website or journal? Not okay, and that's considered poor netiquite! No soup for you!

I do write fanfiction, and I am making a general disclaimer here that I make NO PROFIT from playing with characters that do not belong to me.

I'm a working actress (both commercial, film and voice) as well as a writer. You know who tells you to stick to one thing? Accountants. If you wanna try something in life, YOU SHOULD TRY IT. :)

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On friending: My flist is my READING LIST. There's only so much time in the day where I can sit in a chair and look at a screen, so I change it on occasion, with no insult meant to anyone. This is a 'come and go as you please' journal - need to add me or take me off your reading list? No worries, do as you please. NOTE! I take the piss out of things, myself included. If you find that hurtful and wrong, this is not the journal you were looking for! I only "f-lock" if a post is about my kids, or personal things. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Or you know... don't.

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"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works every time." ~ Brian Fantana

"Godwin's law only applies when the other side isn't acting like freaking Nazis." ~ Astounding irony on stupid_free

"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body." ~ Ty Webb

"Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. " ~Carl Spackler