Well, you're excused - it's a blog. If I don't want to read about the Boy and Sally and the bunch, I just click the little red "x" and you don't even know that I glossed over you today (which I usually don't unless I'm swamped). I'm not even in danger of hurting your feelings that way, delicate flower that you are.

Now in real life, that's a different story.

Also: first?