Professional athlete for the wine, I mean, win! How many drugs did they find in your system for christs sake?!

That is fantastic news, you obviously have good genes on your side. I got asked last week by someone what brand I used to dye my hair, which was hysterically considering I don't think there's many hair colorings that put grey hairs in rather than take them out. I told her 'genetics', she stared at me blankly. She was an idiot, is what I'm saying.

Caramalised onion is the best. I'm stating that as a fact.