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"Look, you ate all the fruit, so we told you you were allergic to it so we could have some."
Raising Hope is so damn funny. (Hint: it comes on right after Glee) Every one on the show is so perfect in their roles, and Cloris Leachman has never been funnier, and that's saying something. Every episode she's in her granny bra jumping around, too. LOL. WATCH THIS SHOW. (And I have to say, that kiss last night made me actually care about two characters getting together. Sorry, I've not cared about that stuff since Diane and Sam ruined everything. Well, not true. I'm still waiting for Morgan and Garcia to get freaky on Criminal Minds. You know they get to 3rd base in the broom closet at the FBI. That's my personal canon.)
Glee is bugging me, you guys. I think Will is completely inappropriate with the kids and needs to remember he's their teacher and not their peer. If that was real life, he'd be a registered sex offender by now. Also, I'm tired of the "let's do a number!" musical routines. There's a reason I don't like musicals in general. When songs just work into what's happening, that's when it works. When it's one of the kids standing up and saying, "I have feelings, Imma sing about it. C flat, Charlie." I get all squirmy and uncomfortable because I would want to throw things at that person if I was in school. [AND I DON'T CARE FOR ROCKY HORROR. There, I said it. It's too "ha ha, we're campy!" If John Waters isn't behind it, I'm not typically down with camp. I'm a fan of Abraham/Zucker style comedy where you make fun of yourself without being self-aware.]
In other news... Oh man, the kimono turned out fabulous, I'm super excited. I had to make my own pattern because all of the patterns you can buy are Americanized and ultimately look like bathrobes. Also, they were unnecessarily complex. Look: the Japanese have been making kimonos/yukata/gofuku for THOUSANDS of years. You know, before sewing machines came around. Also, they're all about simplicity. When I do my post-Halloween post I'll show the process and how I made the pattern for anyone out there wanting to try this. It's really simple, as long as you're meticulous about cutting fabric in straight lines. (Or be brave and rip the fabric like you're a fierce Project Runway contestant.)
Tonight I get to eat off of this menu at my all-time favorite restaurant in all the land, which fortunately is located in my fair city. Also? I get to eat there with
swmbo. There will be laughing and food and wine and talks of cats and coffee and I will be sure she has no accidents and makes it out alive. It's a tough job, but I think I'm up for it.
I have to be a good girl today and get all of my chores done if I'm going to wander the wasteland and kill mutated beings on Fallout: New Vegas. True story: yesterday I carried some recyclables to our bin in the garage and walked past the Mr.s beer fridge. There is a work station next to it because he likes to make his own micro-brews. I saw about 6 bottle caps lying on top of the table and immediately got excited because I just found wasteland money. (That's currency in my video game, those who don't know.) LOL. Also, I walked past a manhole cover yesterday and briefly was confused because there should be no access to the Central Sewers in this part of West side. (I live in the west side of my- never mind.) I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY DISTINGUISHING BETWEEN REALITY AND A VIDEO GAME. Eh, at least I have a well-stocked armory. (Side note for F:NV players. I rocked the Vault 34 challenge and loaded up. Get thee hence to that place and be amazed.)
OK, push ups, sit ups, vacuuming, dishes, GO!
Glee is bugging me, you guys. I think Will is completely inappropriate with the kids and needs to remember he's their teacher and not their peer. If that was real life, he'd be a registered sex offender by now. Also, I'm tired of the "let's do a number!" musical routines. There's a reason I don't like musicals in general. When songs just work into what's happening, that's when it works. When it's one of the kids standing up and saying, "I have feelings, Imma sing about it. C flat, Charlie." I get all squirmy and uncomfortable because I would want to throw things at that person if I was in school. [AND I DON'T CARE FOR ROCKY HORROR. There, I said it. It's too "ha ha, we're campy!" If John Waters isn't behind it, I'm not typically down with camp. I'm a fan of Abraham/Zucker style comedy where you make fun of yourself without being self-aware.]
In other news... Oh man, the kimono turned out fabulous, I'm super excited. I had to make my own pattern because all of the patterns you can buy are Americanized and ultimately look like bathrobes. Also, they were unnecessarily complex. Look: the Japanese have been making kimonos/yukata/gofuku for THOUSANDS of years. You know, before sewing machines came around. Also, they're all about simplicity. When I do my post-Halloween post I'll show the process and how I made the pattern for anyone out there wanting to try this. It's really simple, as long as you're meticulous about cutting fabric in straight lines. (Or be brave and rip the fabric like you're a fierce Project Runway contestant.)
Tonight I get to eat off of this menu at my all-time favorite restaurant in all the land, which fortunately is located in my fair city. Also? I get to eat there with
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I have to be a good girl today and get all of my chores done if I'm going to wander the wasteland and kill mutated beings on Fallout: New Vegas. True story: yesterday I carried some recyclables to our bin in the garage and walked past the Mr.s beer fridge. There is a work station next to it because he likes to make his own micro-brews. I saw about 6 bottle caps lying on top of the table and immediately got excited because I just found wasteland money. (That's currency in my video game, those who don't know.) LOL. Also, I walked past a manhole cover yesterday and briefly was confused because there should be no access to the Central Sewers in this part of West side. (I live in the west side of my- never mind.) I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY DISTINGUISHING BETWEEN REALITY AND A VIDEO GAME. Eh, at least I have a well-stocked armory. (Side note for F:NV players. I rocked the Vault 34 challenge and loaded up. Get thee hence to that place and be amazed.)
OK, push ups, sit ups, vacuuming, dishes, GO!
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Good luck with keeping her safe from injury!
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I WILL EXHIBIT CONSTANT VIGILANCE. ;)
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HI GOOD MORNING WELCOME TO MY TMI.
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...I'm going to lose all of my bad ass weaponry when I get to the strip, huh?
Did you know Wil Wheaton voiced the Robobrains? HEE!
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I swear they have some of the best chemistry on tv (right after the entire cast of Vampire Diaries, WHICH I SHAMELESSLY WATCH).
Wow, FINALLY someone else who doesn't care about Rocky Horror. Saw it once, never feel the need for a second go-round, kthx!
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Yeah, just not my bag. I don't like most musicals, though. Not unless Julie Andrews is in the cast, then I'm all into it. :)
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Heh. It has a sort of twisted sweetness. :)
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Actually, I'm having Edo at the mall tonight. Ahahahaha! Sob.
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The lobster bisque starter is outstanding. I think I'll try and talk her into the foie gras and the duck tamale appetizers. NOW GO LOOK AT THE DESSERTS. I'm eating broth for lunch today to be prepared for the massive calorie intake of this evening. WHEEEEE!
(Come to town and we'll go here!)
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I can't wait to get a gander at your costume.
It's Austin beer week, so we've been having the big fun, too. So many delicious, locally brewed beers.
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Mmmmmm, fun! I bet there are some good eats to go along with it, too. Austin's such a great town for eating.
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It amuses me that I could fly all the way to Texas and eat Bay of Fundy salmon. Heeeeeeee.
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Sometimes I fast forward through Glee (even through the musical parts) just to get to the bits with Jane Lynch. /confession. Oh, and I killed my neighbour.
When you hear the music to Fallout do you think, 'Oh! They're playing my song!'.
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The earnest musical numbers make me crazy. I totally do that, too. /confession copycat. Oh, and I'm a hermaphrodite.
I DO. Because the song is about death and destruction. Reminds me of the lullabies my mother sang to me as a child...
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I have NEVER seen it. Also, Tim Curry kinda freaks me out. >_>
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There will be a part two this summer coming up... I am so going again! :-D
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Glee is making me so cranky.
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WE MISSED YOU AT DIN DIN. Also, we ended up meeting Mr. Fearing himself, which was awesome.
NEXT UP IS PUCK. I hope he makes it all better.
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I'm really excited to see the kimono! It seems like Western designers have a complete misunderstanding of how they actually work. Bathrobe =/= Kimono or yukata.
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Oh hell to the yes. Little Tree and I have been creeped out by Will for a long time. If he was LT's teacher, I'd be telling her to make sure she was never alone with Mr. Shuster. Just in case.
It was very weird hearing the voice of reason come out of Sue's mouth, though.
And Raising Hope is freaking hysterical. So. Damn. Funny. And sweet (but the good kind of sweet, not the saccharine-greeting-card kind of sweet.)
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The character of Will has become so annoying I find excuses to leave the room and get a cup of tea, etc., just to avoid painful scenes he is in.
I'm eager to see your kimono! The cape turned out pretty well, if I do say so myself, although nobody should look too closely at the seams. They are the most straggly things you ever saw. But it hangs together and looks fairly creepy with the hood drawn down over the face. Evan is very pleased.
The Oreo looks great too. We're ready for the big day.
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Hahaha, I'm sure you're just being hard on yourself, sweetie. (Oooh, try hemming tape some time to cover up the straggly threads.)
Can't wait to see pics of your Oreo!! Hee.
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*in love*
As a local, dare I ask how much the food runs?
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They do have The Rattlesnake Bar up front which serves a smaller, independent menu that's considerably cheaper, but it's still going to be more than Blue Goose, but less than Three Forks.
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I actually like RHPS, but then, I've never seen it live. I saw CATS live, though, and the awesome factor was higher than the VHS; and Sesame Street Live, but that was years ago. Generally speaking, I think live performance > movie version, kind of the book > movie of the stage. Also, as a former child of the '90s, seeing how much kid stuff I watched with Tim Curry in it kind of freaks me out. But I think I get what you mean about unselfaware witty humor > wink-wink-nudge-nudge, though.
Glee really irritated the living shit out of me. Uh, my high school in fairly liberal suburban Wisconsin couldn't do Victor/Victoria, and you not only expect me to believe that this high school could do RHS, but also expect me to swallow butchered lyrics and mediocre performances therein, with one of the weakest, most pointless episode plots yet plugged in as a placeholder to justify the whole kit-and-kaboodle? LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. I think the show's alright, and has had some really great episodes, but it's really not so fabulous that I can't quit watching for a while. :P
It doesn't help that I was channeling Cinnamon J. Scudworth the entire episode, either. STAMOS!!