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I could use another massage. HEY LIFE: SLOW DOWN.
I have had an incredibly ridiculous past 36 hours and plan on making sweet, sweet love to a bottle of wine shortly. It's happy hour somewhere.
The Glee recap was up last night by 10:30 (pats self on the back) and let me just tell you how freaking delicious the cocktail is: it's a flaming margarita body shot. WHAT?! YEAH. So get on over there and clickity, you can thank me for the laughs and drinks later. AND HEY IT IS REALLY FUNNY, BY THE WAY. *pats self on back*
SouthLAnd was surprisingly (not really) layered last night (it's always layered) and the whole storyline with the homeless guy was heartbreakingly wonderful. THAT SHOW IS AMAZING, GUYS. The final messages is whether or not being a mother "fixes your life." So I had a few things to say about that, as well.
Jane got her Ringer recap up, so head on over and show some love for her, too. It's picking up steam, right? SMG is popping up all over the place, and Andy Cohen of BravoTV loooooves her and the show, so that bodes well for Buffy.
Time for me to lay on my back and do nothing for thirty solid minutes. (Cue tornado. Or home invasion. IDK. *head desk*)
[ETA] And THANK YOU for the sympathy yesterday. The fun neverstarts stops! I have a Big Carl of wine. I should be fine in a bit...
The Glee recap was up last night by 10:30 (pats self on the back) and let me just tell you how freaking delicious the cocktail is: it's a flaming margarita body shot. WHAT?! YEAH. So get on over there and clickity, you can thank me for the laughs and drinks later. AND HEY IT IS REALLY FUNNY, BY THE WAY. *pats self on back*
SouthLAnd was surprisingly (not really) layered last night (it's always layered) and the whole storyline with the homeless guy was heartbreakingly wonderful. THAT SHOW IS AMAZING, GUYS. The final messages is whether or not being a mother "fixes your life." So I had a few things to say about that, as well.
Jane got her Ringer recap up, so head on over and show some love for her, too. It's picking up steam, right? SMG is popping up all over the place, and Andy Cohen of BravoTV loooooves her and the show, so that bodes well for Buffy.
Time for me to lay on my back and do nothing for thirty solid minutes. (Cue tornado. Or home invasion. IDK. *head desk*)
[ETA] And THANK YOU for the sympathy yesterday. The fun never
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Let's make it two bottles of wine, a scrum-diddly-umptious cheese tray with fig preserves to spread on the Stilton and grown-up cheesey-poofs (like with Machengo or something), and me ready to listen to you vent all you like! *tucks feet under legs and gets ready to drink and eat and listen*
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Ooooooooh, PLEASE PLEASE COME OVER WITH THOSE THINGS YES. I don't have the Manchego, but I have Grand Padano? *pats sofa next to me for snuggles*
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Two AM, I am woken up by Jake screaming for me. I run into his bathroom and there is blood EVERYWHERE. Mirror, carpet, his shirt, fucking EVERYWHERE. He gets bloody noses sometimes, and he usually takes care of them by himself- but this, this looked like a fucking MURDER scene.
So I get an ice pack and a towel and I sit him down and pinch his nose and hold the ice pack there etc etc. But it keeps bleeding. So at some point I call Maze to get me another towel. He can't find any in our closet, so he goes to look where Jake keeps his, under the sink. And under the sink is haf a dozen towels TRASHED and stinky from when Jake had that stomach thing BECAUSE HE THREW UP ON THEM THEN STUFFED THEM UNDER HIS SINK.
Blood. Puke. Nasty smells. TEEN AGED BOYS OMG KILL ME NOW I WILL NOT MAKE IT TO AGED 19.
*sigh*
He's fine now. UNTIL I KILL HIM.
Hi, L. <3
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THEY ARE SO FILTHY OMG. Why are they so filthy?! I would prefer the abuse of Axe Body Spray if it meant no more horrendous laundry surprises.
HI D HI! <3 <3
(And I know that cinnamon stops bleeding, but I don't know if Kidlet should snort it? Lol.)
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THEY ARE SO FILTHY BECAUSE PENIS.
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WHY IS PENIS SO DIRTY?! Lift and scrub, boys. LIFT AND SCRUB.
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IDK. It's like he hit puberty and was suddenly replaced by an alien. A FILTHY SMELLY ALIEN.
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I'm sorry your 36 hours has been so horrible. I'll pop over with the rescue helicopter and extract you to a Caribbean island with enormous drinks served in coconut shells, rhythmic ocean waves, and oiled cabana boys.
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That is all I've ever wanted, my dear, dear friend who better be sitting in a chaise right next to me on the beach....