THROWING A WRENCH IN THE RUMOR MILL!

[stoney321]

Or something...

Have spoken with dovil. Doooovil is fine. Flesh-eating zombies have NOT eaten her brains, as evidenced by her proper spelling. Surely she would have lost the use of her "R's" if her brains had been consumed...

Real life is taking a precedent, nothing of a traumatic variety, just the horribly dull grown-up type, which does NOT help the theory that her brains have been eaten, just not by zombies. Hmm. Nor is this due to one too many bad!fics. She asked that I mention the lack of death, grey-matter consumption, etc. All is well! Just not for those of us in LJ-Land...

*raises lighter*

Carry on!

Comments

[trepkos.livejournal.com]

Tell her we'll be uber-pleased to see her and jump up and down and pee on her leg with excitement if she comes back to us.

It would be a shame to lose all those amusing posts forever - can't one just leave one's LJ dormant, and come back later, or not, as one fancies?
Maybe she can't stay away if its there... It is kind of addictive...

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

If you speak to her again, tell her we loooooove her and are getting drunk in her honor! (Or maybe that's just me!)

[uberaeryn.livejournal.com]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*clings to your feets and fondles your hair for comfort*

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

She's coming back, right? Cause otherwise I might have to cry :(

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Just saw a post saying she'd gone and panicked; glad all is well. Hope she's back very soon.

[zyrya]

That doesn't explain deleting her LJ. I'm very suspicious. And now that you've posted the "explanation", I'm very suspicious of you. You've kidnapped Dovil, haven't you? You're keeping her chained in your basement so you can have all the snark and parody to yourself, aren't you? Hmmm?

::eyebrows::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

MEEP!

*sits on box to silence banging*

No. That's crazy talk. You're talking crazy!

*wonders if I can reach tranq gun and put you in there too before you can bolt*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

That last sentence of yours? Pretty good one.

:-)

(and yeah. *pines*)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*is impressed at your long arms*

*holds lighter higher and makes up a new drink called the Kiwi*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*pets you*

:(

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[xtrustno1x.livejournal.com]

*sigh of relief and whips out the lighter*

Hope all those icky grown-up type problems don't take to hard of a toll on dear Dovil.

[serenelystrange.livejournal.com]

It's good to know all is well in Dovil land. I have been noticing a Dovil withrdawal lately, lol.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

dovil! *cries over crossed out line thingie* Nooooo!

*emails you for more wailing and gnashing of breast. or whatever you gnash*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Ugh, I totally understand. ::pets her in absentia:: I'm getting to the point where I should do that too, but Doooovil is stronger than I am. ::admires::

[fish-23.livejournal.com]

She was a beautiful human being and I'll always miss her.

*cries*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Fizzgig and I DISAPPROVE!

Oh, Dovil. I mees her. <3

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tayler/]

No Dovil NOOOooooo!
NoNoNo *stamps foot* NoNoNo
AAAaaaaaa!! *throws self to ground. Flails* Naaaaarrg!
Please...*sob*....don't...*sob*....GO!!! *snottysobNgob*


I think I need a time-out? O.o

[irishrose1.livejournal.com]

but, but, but....she's Dovil. Dovil the magnificent and wise. Dovil of the scoof clan, of the country of Wank. She can't be gone. Right? Right?!

:huddles in a corner rocking and chants to herself...dovil will return when the time is right...dovil with return when the time is right...:

[dancingdragon3.livejournal.com]

Yes yes! I too would love to have her funniness where I can read it. She is one of the reasons I missed LJ so much. I would also most likely pee in enxcitement. Thanks Stoney for letting us know she is okay.

[flaming-muse.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for the update; I knew you'd be the person who'd know where she went. I miss her already!

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

*slumps with relief*

Thanks so much - came back from being on vacation, saw the scary line thing and freaked a bit. RL can be a flesh-eating zombie all on its own.

Give her our regards.

And if she renews her LJ once every 30 day cycle and deletes again she can keep it...just saying. *G*