Happy Monday! **drive by posting**

[stoney321]

Good morning! Did everyone have a good weekend? My BFF is still here, we leave at lunch to go to the airport....

Oh, come on. Half of you are reading this to find out what the hell happened over the weekend. I'm still trying to, as well. I LOVE popping in to my email and finding out that now there are references to my post being Nazi-like?. Or maybe I'm the nazi. Or dovil is the nazi, I'm not sure. (that's the whole thread - three comments down.) Because that is a PERFECTLY REASONABLE STATEMENT when discussing writing as a hobby. On the internet. About fictional characters. REASONABLE. It's also great to find that someone can't have an honest discourse - even if it may be rough - so they get their boyfriend to call me a bitch. And an asshole. And miss the point of the post entirely. And also contradict themselves. (I'll reply to him later - I still have company.)

Look. There were people who disagreed here, sure. But they handled themselves wonderfully. Specifically? Oh, I'll toss out swmbo and sueworld2000. They disagreed, but laughed and threw their hands up in mock surrender. There was no achieving of Godwin's Law in the thread.

Lemme sum up, and if this doesn't float your boat, WHY ARE YOU HERE? Seriously. Click off that check mark on Friends List and walk away. I won't mind. REALLY. Honest and for true. Now, I feel (cough, as do many people) that no matter WHAT you write, you should write your BEST. I don't care if you are writing that Han Solo wears tutus and time-warps to LotRiPS land. HAVE AT IT. You put it out for public consumption? They'll consume. Some may spit it out. Some may lap that up. But. Those that spit it out? They aren't mean. Now, since I've already been called a bitch, I'll just go all the way here. I am the person that may spit it out, then post a notice - "this food stinks. People are spitting up. And check out how they put in licorice in this margarita! The hell?" Clearly I am Hitler. Okay, I'm only Mussolini, but that doesn't pack as much of a punch. WOW. Hitler. Nazis. It only took 376 comments to get there.

If you feel I'm a horrible person, WHY do you insist on coming over here? So, heads up folks. I'm horrible. I kick puppies, shoot old ladies, and make fun of things like "she egressed all over his audience." And "He was traveling to the district of vagina." And I'm not going to stop. I suspect a bunch of you may not, either. In a way... it's a symbiotic relationship. *waits for the leech/parasite insults to be flung at me*

Now gimmie your lunch money.

(For those of you who are being smug about how I'm not responding to "everyone?" I have a life. I was entertaining a human this weekend that wasn't made of Ones and Twos. I'll get to everyone that's posted up to this time stamp. And then y'all have at it. Because I have a LIFE. Aaaaaaaaaand I don't see myself changing my opinon. Need... coffee...)

Comments

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Someone called you a Nazi? Someone called you a bitch? I have to go get dressed for work, no time to follow links, but WTF? WTFuckingF? For you are my beloved Stoneycita. xox

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, my Pat, you are lovely too. But I'm clearly a bitch, come on. I mean... I MOCK!!! I also punched out some autistic kids this morning and laughed at them when they wet their pants.

YES. You should turn away now. (Have a nice day!)

[lostakasha.livejournal.com]

If you're a nazi ... all I have to say is "Heil, baby!"

[amybnnyc.livejournal.com]

But... but that's how I start every day! Does that make me bad?

[amybnnyc.livejournal.com]

OK, what the hell? Seriously, what the HELL? Some people's kids, man...

[lennongirl.livejournal.com]

Awesome. Second nazi-like-comparison to fandom I've read in what, two weeks? It's getting boring. As is random wanking in random people's LJs. Wanking at home is so much more fun.

Oh wait, that's a bit bitchy, isn't it? And I'm German, OMG... and part of several fandoms. Does that make me a fandom nazi, too?

*blinks*

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

wow... you're post hit the big time if it got the nazi card pulled.

That's totally an 'I have no other arguement so I'll use the one that ALWAYS works no matter how much it HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SUBJECT!!'

Hope you are having a lovely weekend and omg, stay away from lj if it's stressing you at all while your BF for freakin' Ever is there. There's plenty of time to laugh at people when you have free time.

[ruric.livejournal.com]

Am confused *stop*

Last time I visited your LJ a robust discussion was under way *stop*

People were agreeing/disagreeing in a forthright but civil fashion *stop*

Have returned from weekend to realise I have missed something *stop*

Runs back to your LJ to catch up *stop*

Dude - WTF happened? *g*

Personally I liked your 'rant' and I also liked the way the majority of the initial posters (whether agreeing/disagreeing) responded. There was much to chew over and think on.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*whispers* Yes.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Achtung, baby.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay... you've been warned. Exposure to me is like... Well, I'm not going to lie to you. You're going to get brain cancer.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

JESUS. I thought you'd like that one. Are you friggin' KIDDING ME?!?! Ani, I don't know what's wrong with people.

All of my German friends just LOOOOOOVE the whole "you're a Nazi!" argument popping up arbitrarily. It's such a good, healthy way to move on, you know? [/sarcasm]

"Wanking at home is so much more fun" BWAH!!

[wickedgrdn.livejournal.com]

Hi! *waves* I thought I'd delurk and put my two cents in (for whatever it's worth, which probably isn't much, lol). I think the fact that you say what's on your mind about a person's work is totally fine. To me, it doesn't sound like a flame, more like concrit. Random observations if you will. It may not be pretty but at least someone had the guts to say something about it. And if the rest of us can learn a thing or two from the mistakes 'so and so' made, than yay for us. It's also a riot! People just seem to take things way too personally, especially if you are begging for reviews...hey beggars can't be choosers, right? So Stoney, I say keep up the good work, keep telling people exactly what you think...in one way or another you are probably doing a lot of us a favor, even if you get a tomato or two tossed at you for your effort. :D

Thanks!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha!! RIGHT ON. I'm getting ready to go for a run - it's going to be another day up in the 70s, blue sky, good friend...

Life is pretty fine. And plus, we get to laugh at the absurdity of the world one last time before her plane takes off.

*SQUISH*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!! That's what I thought, too. Healthy, robust discussion. Most people seemed to agree with my point, which is: try your best. And claim the crack. Then WHEELS OFF.

*shrugs* But be careful! Prolonged exposure to Stoney may cause blindness. Or excessive enjoyment. BE WARNED!!! And put on some Stoney-block. Spf A Million.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I will gladly take a tomato for a comment like yours! I'm not going to change (something about old dogs and new tricks and the like) but I'm not personally attacking people.

I'm so glad you popped your head up. I really do welcome de-lurking. It's the nazi-card tossing (although, she was just making a point before the wheels fell off, which was perfectly fine, in my book) and the hidden agendas (or pretending they don't exist) that bug me.

Carry on, my wayward son!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Wow, anyone gets to be a Nazi nowadays. You used to have to, I don't know, participate in the genocide of over 6 million people.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

WTF, I say: What The flying Fuck.

Yes, yes, we're all Hitlerlike Fascists because we think there's a level of competence that should be reached before fics are recommended for reading?

Julia, Monday. Mudslides and avalanches and three inches of rain overnight on top of the foot we've had since New Years Day: yet an interest in construction, plot and characterization is a war crime?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm getting out crepe paper, scissors and glue, and I'm making you a badge. Or a homecoming thingy.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

Whoa, Nelson. I got nothing that hasn't already been said here.

Except: Why oh why can't they be more entertaining when they're wanking? Take a page out of anime fandom. Generously litter their replies with emoticons.

DANCE YOU MONKEYS!

[emma-daisy.livejournal.com]

The depth of some peoples dumbassness (is a word) never fails to amuse and amaze me.

Hope you had a fantabulous weekend, dearest. *smooch*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, CRAP. More rain? JEEEEEZ.

And, I think, I'm not 100% sure, but I THINK the problem is that I mock people. Oh, and I also want nazi-like rules of GRAMMAR. You know - that things are spelled properly and with correct punctuation and that whole recognizable characterization/genocide thing.

Hang on - there's an eldery woman walking by. I need to shove her. Be right back!

[marlo.livejournal.com]

Meh, fandom is crazy. I wouldn't care what that dumbass thinks.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

RU!!

Be careful - being my friend could make you infertile. Or your eyes gloss over with cataracts. Or people will talk about you. It's all the same thing.

Oh, and ;_;;;;;;;;;;; and >_< and P_P and T_T and @_@ and J_U.

I like making things up. And killing people.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Or fun graphics!