Coupla things...
Mar. 9th, 2006 02:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321Number one: GHOST TOWN, yo. Okay, I've been out all morning, too, but JEEZ. I expect to come back and find skip=80 or something. But: flowers! Spring is springing and I'm sooo excited. (Um, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
julia_here? Look for an email from me at some point today. My email can be wonky, so that's why I'm putting a notice here.)
Number Two: Who watches Scrubs on my flist? Like it, do ya? Go tocherusha's LJ and read the great Scrubs fic she's started. The BEST Dr. Cox voice I've ever seen outside the show. And the Janitor!! *cough* There's a special guest star, bwah! Good, fun stuff - GO! (so far, Gen. 3 parts coming.)
Number Three: I'm working on some PORN. I feel the need for PORN. And two bullet-proof kinks of mine: blow jobs and prison bars. What? Just me?
Sue? Where'd ya go? Phone die?
Number Four: and WOE!! Oh, I was moody and sad, but WOE! At![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
a_list_celebs, Jack and Will have broken up. Waaaah! (And a million people sigh in relief) Bastards. They were awesome! Best cracked out pairing EVER. Next to Kevin Spacey and Prince. Or Donatella Versace and Paul Bettany. I had to soothe my sad little 'shipper heart with "...Say Anything," the BEST RO-COM EVER. With the BEST MOVIE BOYFRIEND EVER. So. Who's the best boyfriend on TV/Movies/Books ever? Here's my list:
Gilbert Blythe
Lloyd Dobbler (omg, John Cusack! Sooo big a crush on him.)
Jake Ryan (unf. STILL gorgeous.)
Nic Cage in Valley Girl (what was his name???)
Ben Stiller in Reality Bites. Ahahaha! WRONG.
Spam me! Soothe my sad little Will Ferrell lovin' heart! (shut it. I like nice guys that are funny.)
julia_here? Look for an email from me at some point today. My email can be wonky, so that's why I'm putting a notice here.)Number Two: Who watches Scrubs on my flist? Like it, do ya? Go to
cherusha's LJ and read the great Scrubs fic she's started. The BEST Dr. Cox voice I've ever seen outside the show. And the Janitor!! *cough* There's a special guest star, bwah! Good, fun stuff - GO! (so far, Gen. 3 parts coming.)Number Three: I'm working on some PORN. I feel the need for PORN. And two bullet-proof kinks of mine: blow jobs and prison bars. What? Just me?
Sue? Where'd ya go? Phone die?
Number Four: and WOE!! Oh, I was moody and sad, but WOE! At
a_list_celebs, Jack and Will have broken up. Waaaah! (And a million people sigh in relief) Bastards. They were awesome! Best cracked out pairing EVER. Next to Kevin Spacey and Prince. Or Donatella Versace and Paul Bettany. I had to soothe my sad little 'shipper heart with "...Say Anything," the BEST RO-COM EVER. With the BEST MOVIE BOYFRIEND EVER. So. Who's the best boyfriend on TV/Movies/Books ever? Here's my list:Gilbert Blythe
Lloyd Dobbler (omg, John Cusack! Sooo big a crush on him.)
Jake Ryan (unf. STILL gorgeous.)
Nic Cage in Valley Girl (what was his name???)
Ben Stiller in Reality Bites. Ahahaha! WRONG.
Spam me! Soothe my sad little Will Ferrell lovin' heart! (shut it. I like nice guys that are funny.)
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:11 pm (UTC)UH!! *flicks tongue between fangers*
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 01:13 pm (UTC)U nasty. O{+> like that.
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:15 pm (UTC)SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!
PS Have I told you today how much I look forward to your posts and links and truly snort-inducing comments? YOU are, in fact, my perfect movie boyfriend. ::rubs you down::
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:18 pm (UTC)I LOVE reading your posts, too. *mutual love and humping* What?
Blow jobs. Through prison bars. UNG. All. Most. Done. *fans self*
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:30 pm (UTC)*because of the prison bars thing, NOT because of the break up*
*because WTF is up with that, yo*
*although that might've been the thing that made the moron pull his head out of his ass and post a comment*
*which is a shame, really, since I'm on my way to work*
*but seriously, WTF*
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 01:36 pm (UTC)Because! It was a natural turn in the relationship! And Will doesn't even have his buddy Depp - the gorilla maker - to get high with and take the edge off the WOE. Or does he?? (Gonna post later tonight bemoaning the lack of friends - will be up LATE if you can play, OMG misses PLAYING with YOU!!)
WOE. Comment? *dashes to see*
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 01:40 pm (UTC)Hmmm...best movie boyfriends...
I second Jake Ryan, Gilbert Blythe, and Lloyd Dobbler!
Ooh, and Christian Slater (Lewis) from "Bed of Roses" and Andrew McCarthy (Kevin) from St. Elmo's Fire. And, even Ferris from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." He would keep things interesting!
Also, hi! :)
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:53 pm (UTC)Oh NOOOO what's been going on there? I stop watching the a_list like a hawk for five minutes and you go do something like that! I'm not... I can't even... I'm shocked!
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:58 pm (UTC)OMG, Will got tired of Jack being mean! Um, being mean to him, because WHO wouldn't love the constant snark Jack gives everyone?? *bawls* There's about to be a "dear diary" post from Will and there is VAN love! *clings*
(And holy snow! Come stay with me in Texas next time. We don't EVER get snow - or it's here and gone in a day.)
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Date: 2006-03-09 01:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 02:00 pm (UTC)And he's still so hot in his Clash and Fishbone tees and spikey black hair?? That's like every boy I dated in high school and shortly after.
FERRIS. Oh, the makeout scene in the MOMA? When Cameron's looking at the painting of the little girl? Ung. He looks like a goooood kisser.
I need a date on make-out point STAT. Also: hello, to you!!
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Date: 2006-03-09 02:01 pm (UTC)uglycheekbone-gifted head ~ but we'll see. Comment was on a treefort post from Jim and not terribly exciting. Ok. Now I'm really off to work, because LATE!no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 02:01 pm (UTC)Ron Weasley. Okay, the Weasley twins could have me with a smirk and a Tonne Tongue Toffee. Rawr.
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Date: 2006-03-09 02:04 pm (UTC)and there needed to be a shakeup! Something to get the blood pumping in the players SOMEhow... right?! Ohgod...
Hmmm, maybe not THAT late, but then again... been sleeping wonky. Just take the love and play when you can, if you feel up to it - if not, I'll be thinking 'boutcha, k?
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Date: 2006-03-09 02:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 02:07 pm (UTC)Will be around for some rp-ing tonight I hope. I miss it!
(don't think I wouldn't. I'm sooo done with this. But next December I'll be in Buenos Aires and will be complaining about the heat and too much sun. :D )
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Date: 2006-03-09 02:25 pm (UTC)My day lilies get more shade than sun. I don't know about how sunny Kathy's yard is. Sorry.
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Date: 2006-03-09 02:37 pm (UTC)Also? Salon or something had a poll on whether Jake Ryan or Lloyd Dobbler was the best fictional boyfriend ever. Heee!
And finally, from The Hollywood Party Girl's column on www.eonline.com, this blurb from Elton John's post-Oscar bash:
"How do you get in here," mumbles Ozzy Osbourne, as he trips around looking for the bouncer-guarded entrance to Elton's VIP section, so he can join wife-unit Sharon. It's the hub of celebdom, with stars like Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Anne Heche, Mary J. Blige and Macy Gray hurrying over to greet the piano man. Salma Hayek parks her pert bod on a couch between Prince and Kevin Spacey...
Hahahahaha! Is that actual gossip? Are *you* the Hollywood Party Girl? Doesn't that read like something from A List Celebs? But it's real! You're like, changing the world order and stuff.
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Date: 2006-03-09 02:45 pm (UTC)And Lloyd, hands down. I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen! SHAKING!! Oh, fuck, he makes my heart ACHE.
I thought the phone died - poop! Okay, for future, I'm all clever and use the Classico Sundried Tomato Alfredo sauce and add prosciutto (broil for a minute on foil to crisp up) and fresh basil leaves. Voila! Oh, a little parmesean if you want, after mixing.
CAN I CALL THE HOUSE?? Or can you call me in about a half hour? I have things! THINGS!
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Date: 2006-03-09 02:48 pm (UTC)ALEX. Okay, I pass my torch of "broken inside" to you. Except, yeah. Fuuuuuuck. It's the fuck-you grin. Mmmmmmm.
Dimmsdale? DIMMSDALE? That poncy wanker with the no responsibility havin' and passin' the buck?!?! :D
Dude, I'm in the BEST mood today. Have mourned the loss of my fake boyfriend. Heh. *take the torch back and dons crown for broken insides again*
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Date: 2006-03-09 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 03:20 pm (UTC)!!!
Doesn't... someone need to play her? How awesome would that be? And how is The Girl? (hint)
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Date: 2006-03-09 03:21 pm (UTC)And hahahaha!! Emo. Bwah!
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Date: 2006-03-09 03:47 pm (UTC)That WOULD be awesome, yes. hmmmmm.
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Date: 2006-03-09 04:00 pm (UTC)You know who else I was thinking could be fun? Amy Sedaris. No? Just me? *wants more girls in the comm*
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Date: 2006-03-09 04:19 pm (UTC)*huggles*
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Date: 2006-03-09 04:42 pm (UTC)My list would also include:
- Patrick from 10 Things I Hate About You (ha ha, I loved Heath Ledger before BBM!!)
- Bright Abbott from Everwood (a tv show no one else I know watches)
- Luke Girardi from the now-cancelled Joan of Arcadia (why do I watch shows no one watches?)
- Luke Wilson's character in Legally Blonde (or any "boyfriend" role Luke plays)
- Xander from BtVS
- Turk on Scrubs (I'm checking out the Scrubs fic rec. Thanks!)
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Date: 2006-03-09 04:47 pm (UTC)I used to watch Everwood - I loooooved Bright. I quit in season 3 - just... lost interest, really. But OH how I loved S1 Ephraim!
(Yay! And seriously - she NAILS the Dr. Cox voice to the point of AWE.)
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Date: 2006-03-09 04:47 pm (UTC)*squish*
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:23 pm (UTC)I would do the fictional/movie boyfriend game, which is a great idea, but I am falling down asleep, so the only thing I have energy to say is that Jake Ryan is actually a bad boyfriend. O.o I know, HERETICAL! But it's true.
*flits away*
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:42 pm (UTC)JAKE WAS A BAD BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE HAD A BAD GIRLFRIEND!!
He will be faithful and loving and tender and handsome and well coiffed with Sam!! *cries* I know it!! Married??
MARRIED! JEEZ! (ahaha! smooch!)
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Date: 2006-03-10 01:12 am (UTC)Jaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!
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Date: 2006-03-10 05:58 am (UTC)Hello! Prom Queen wanted to be with Farmer Ted and MOST LIKELY DID HIM IN HER CHURCH PARKING LOT! (You go to church?) or (Dammit, Mom, I've got my headgear!)
When it isn't working, the best thing to do is let it go, Jess. Jake? He let it go. And picked the small redhead with no boobs. HE WINS! *bawls uncontrollably*
And you didn't even TRY and console me over the fact that my fake internet boyfriend and my fake identity are kaput! THE FAKE LOVE IS OVER!
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Date: 2006-03-10 06:05 am (UTC)He picked the girl who wanted to do it with him! He knew nothing else about her, except that she was obsessed with him and he wanted someone totally focused on him!
Dude, don't get me wrong. I heart sixteen candles. I cheer when Sam looks up and Jake is leaning against his car waiting for her and she turns behind her to make sure she's the one he's looking for. And I love that he brings her undies back. Still! Objectively, not a good boyfriend.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww, my condolences on your LOST FAKE LOVE!
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Date: 2006-03-10 06:11 am (UTC)THIS IS JUST A 15 YEAR OLD'S FANTASY THAT I'VE CARRIED OVER! Basically i thought Jake was the hottest fucking thing ever.
The ABSOLUTE BEST Movie boyfriend without a doubt is Lloyd Dobbler. Hands down. (And I dated him! He went by the name of Jason S__ol then, but oh! And his mother hated me. And ruined us. But he was LLOYD. All null and void...)
*lays head on your shoulder for my fake breakup consolation* We should eat some not-ice cream to soothe me.
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Date: 2006-03-10 06:14 am (UTC)Sad that Jason's mother broke you up! Those mean mothers of the world, standing in the way of love!
We should eat some not-ice cream to soothe me.
We should! And fake!cookie-dough. *gets out not-spoons*
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Date: 2006-03-10 06:21 am (UTC)(Oh, it's one of those heartbreaks I still ache over. He was sooooo lovely. The most romantic boy I've even dated, ever. That was... sophomore year of college? Sigh.)
NO!!! NO MORE COOKIE-DOUGH!! (*cough* check out Will's post in
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Date: 2006-03-10 06:28 am (UTC)I love "Say Anything." Unfortunately, I don't know any of those other folks that you mention, except I do recognize who Gilbert Blythe is. I never read the Anne books. Why, I don't know. Maybe I felt that everyone expected me to, since she's my namesake, and I was being contrary? Eh, probably more because I was devoting all my time to SF&F and didn't have any to spare for poor Anne!
But Lloyd Dobbler is such a sweetie.
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Date: 2006-03-10 06:33 am (UTC)I think that a cement truck full might have been overdoing it, Will!
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Date: 2006-03-10 06:43 am (UTC)Jake Ryan from 16 Candles? No matter. Oh, if you want to figure out what it is about LM Montgomery (who wrote Anne), you should pick up the Emily of New Moon series if you ever get the inclination. I actually like that trilogy better than Anne, which is saying a lot.
Llloyd! The shivering after their first time! The NOTE! The fact that his best friends are girls, HELLO. Kickboxing? Sport of the future?
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Date: 2006-03-10 06:44 am (UTC)(Will has started many a business *cough* and one of his "interests" is Will Ferrell's business acumen. He's sad, but he's SMART.)
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Date: 2006-03-10 02:04 pm (UTC)And I was going to say Brandon, but thought I had it wrong, but the fact remains he is DREAMY. *sighs*