The stupid makes my head all hurty.

Date: 2006-10-26 10:31 pm (UTC)
"My cock flailed around like an out of control fire hose."

::forces the author to write "I will not write sex until after I've HAD sex" 5,000 times::

With black cabinets and flowered wallpaper made it seem more larger

Uh...that would make it seem like a fucking dollhouse size kitchen.

To author: Go sit next to the virgin and write "I will never be an interior designer" 500 times.

they opened their pants and produced large, no no, huge cocks

"Dude! Where'd you steal the chickens from?"
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