You owe me a new box of tissues for making me sparf coffee out my nose.
I understand your torment in the world of Impossibly Monolithic Scatology. How can an animal produce something of those dimensions, day after day, without succumbing from internal hemmorhaging? I don't understand it either.
Consider a David-and-Goliath style sling, jerry-rigged from a handy-dandy plastic grocery bag. You stay clean, and you remind him not only of his obligation, but how to comply with his obligation. Heh.
As to icky shoe-ness--you could smell it from yards away? Eaaaghh!
Yay, Sally!
And, since I haven't busted it out in a while, regarding you Letter to the Editor:
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Date: 2006-12-12 05:04 pm (UTC)I understand your torment in the world of Impossibly Monolithic Scatology. How can an animal produce something of those dimensions, day after day, without succumbing from internal hemmorhaging? I don't understand it either.
Consider a David-and-Goliath style sling, jerry-rigged from a handy-dandy plastic grocery bag. You stay clean, and you remind him not only of his obligation, but how to comply with his obligation. Heh.
As to icky shoe-ness--you could smell it from yards away? Eaaaghh!
Yay, Sally!
And, since I haven't busted it out in a while, regarding you Letter to the Editor:
Testify.