Googlism can be FUN!

It's like there are cameras watching my every move!  I didn't realize I was a Jew.  Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

( did you know I like the sex with thuh lay dees? )

And what does it mean by saying I am "about?"  To fart?  To throw a chair across the room?  To slump into the corner, bleeding profusely from a gunshot wound?  And if you read all of this, I am impressed.