More unintentional Bad!Fic! Wheee!!

My new motto is "I wallow in the muck so you don't have to." And did you see the AWESOME icon germaine_pet made for me??? I'm working on a Wee!Spike icon, and my life will be complete. Well, it will be once crazydiamondsue gets here on Thursday. ( And now, for some more jaw-droppingly bad fic... )