The holiday letter that we SHOULD send, if honesty is really a virtue

First let me say that all of the last requests for CDs have gone out today! Whoo hoo! Except crazydiamondsue and fer1213, your CDs will go out tomorrow... sangueuk: did you not want one? I don't know if I can get one to you by X-mas, but I can do my best. Second, on a Ha Ha note, go here to hear the craptacular holiday song "Mary, Did You Know?" for those who don't know it and read the lyrics. It should help you get behind "Gordok, Did You Know?" which is fast becoming a holiday classic between Mr. Stoney and me.

I'm starting to get my "holiday letters" from people I don't give a shit about. I mean, friends of my parents, or old neighbors I didn't like much anyway. "Little Timmy won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry this year, and Suzie cured cancer. If only Bob and I knew what to do with the stacks of money we have..." Bleh. I'll take a hastily scribbled signature on a cheap card any day. And so, I give you the Holiday Letter" that really reflects the truth.

( Aww Crap, It's Christmas )

In case you don't know this already, I was making that stuff up. You know, for the comedy! Cecily's tale in one hour!

It's wrapping up soon... Next Cecily bit...

Sorry for the double posts in one day, but you'll survive. ;-)

In case I haven't mentioned it before, Victorians apparently loved a good ghost story while sitting around the fire on Christmas. So I'm keeping with the times, in a way. They aren't ghosts... just, well, "other." Previous part here. We last ended at 8 maids a milking...

( Cecily, Part the Sixth )