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mctabby's Summary Executions, found here. Doing the lord's work, people. Now, granted, there are far more people in the Harry Potter fandom without access to spell-checker, true. But fear not! You know that I work diligently to find the best of the Bad(great!)fic on the intarwebnets to provide you with a glimmer of hope - that you CAN achieve your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake!
We need to be more flowery in our fandom! Are you just gonna sit there and let the 14 year olds write the cutting/anorexia/song-fics about wereflamingoes and Ron Weasley and KICK OUR FANDOM'S ASSES??? Puh. You all shame me.
I am not poking fun at any particular author. Any person. Okay, I'm totally mocking YOU, and you know it. No, not you, YOU. Yeah, YOU. Okay. Summaries. Meant to lure someone in to read your work of art. A "dust jacket cover" online. SHOULD be enticing. Should NOT have spelling or grammatical errors. Or, in an ideal world, THREATS.
Let us begin.
( OMG liek totlaly r-n-r my fik )
For any new folks popping in today... More gems can be found in memories. I do not condone person bashing - only mock the words. For they are glorious in mine sight.
[ETA]: Some icons are rolling in.mpoetess has some h e r e and mirielle719 has a great Xander one h e r e. Hooray! I'll link as they come in, or if you'll point me to them!
[ETA2]: I've put some up H e r e if you want some more. Whee!
mctabby's Summary Executions, found here. Doing the lord's work, people. Now, granted, there are far more people in the Harry Potter fandom without access to spell-checker, true. But fear not! You know that I work diligently to find the best of the Bad(great!)fic on the intarwebnets to provide you with a glimmer of hope - that you CAN achieve your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake! We need to be more flowery in our fandom! Are you just gonna sit there and let the 14 year olds write the cutting/anorexia/song-fics about wereflamingoes and Ron Weasley and KICK OUR FANDOM'S ASSES??? Puh. You all shame me.
I am not poking fun at any particular author. Any person. Okay, I'm totally mocking YOU, and you know it. No, not you, YOU. Yeah, YOU. Okay. Summaries. Meant to lure someone in to read your work of art. A "dust jacket cover" online. SHOULD be enticing. Should NOT have spelling or grammatical errors. Or, in an ideal world, THREATS.
Let us begin.
( OMG liek totlaly r-n-r my fik )
For any new folks popping in today... More gems can be found in memories. I do not condone person bashing - only mock the words. For they are glorious in mine sight.
[ETA]: Some icons are rolling in.
mpoetess has some h e r e and mirielle719 has a great Xander one h e r e. Hooray! I'll link as they come in, or if you'll point me to them![ETA2]: I've put some up H e r e if you want some more. Whee!
