Happy happy birthday!

On this your special day! Happy happy birthday, that's all I'm here to say, HEY! Okay, imagine that I am standing with five other waiters I DRAAAAGED over to your table to sing that LAME ASS SONG and give you a free scoop of ice cream and you're totally embarrassed and want to kill your co-workers for doing this to you, and the waiters and I want to kill them, too. It's like I'm RIGHT THERE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

Happy b-day to mpoetess and wendylouwho!

I ended up pawning off Em today and I went for a MASSAGE. Nice. I needed to dash into a body/beauty shop and just grab a tube of lotion, I knew just what I wanted, only needed the one thing and yet they INSIST ON TELLING ME ALL THE SPECIALS. And have I tried... And do I want to save... And you should see our... THIS, ladies and gentlemen, this is why I do NOT indulge in makeup and perfumes and lotions and skin stuff because I hate their SALESPEOPLE. Leave me ALONE. Sometimes I want to get in and out and not be accosted! *shudders and shakes* And dammit, I came out with the wrong thing, because I needed to escape the "just let me know if you need..." for the FIFTH TIME. ACK!

( Stoney's a big old Whore! Meme. I think it's called something else, actually... )