Links, info, and a POLL!

Yesterday was a no good, terrible, horrible day (partly) but today is decidedly better and brighter. Our plans to hit the aquarium via train and walking of four blocks has been curtailed by the OMG heat, so it's arts and crafts day, meaning I can play here while they cut and paste and add glittah (Little Shop of Horrors, anyone?) First links!

• This is possibly the most disturbing and HILARIOUS video I've come across. (It's disturbing because I have serious bug fear.) But funny. It's FUNNY!! And there are bugs. Just watch the damn thing. IT IS WORKSAFE.


• This is possibly the funniest Seussianesque slashy poetry ever written about a pirate and Commodore (ex, weren't you paying attention?) Norrington ever. SO. CLEVER. And naughty. (Thanks to cherusha for pointing the way.)


• THIS is my new blog for gardening. I hope to make it a comprehensive site for learning about how to, etc. PLEASE: do not link back to THIS LJ. I don't need gardening people coming across (heh) my naughty posts, fics, etc. Call me EmGee (oh, I am CLEHVAH. M G, or master gardener.) I've made an LJ for it as well, and hopefully will create an RSS feed to update the LJ, so you'll get a notice if you friend it. POINT OF INTEREST: every weekend will be a Q&A session. Comment with questions, concerns, etc., and I will answer to the best of my abilities - or send you to someone who can help.

Now, POLL!! This is to make me laugh (unless you have the answers, in which case, I will be so very very happy.) ( Hip Hop Poll #2 and #3 )

[eta]As expected, dlgood is in the lead with the most correct answers. annabelle528 takes the lead! WOOT!

Sorry for the spam, but

my sister is AWESOME.

WHERE BABIES COME FROM, en Duetch! Ja, es gud!

The pic of the baby being born with a "Yay, Me!" face is AWESOME. (And seriously, this is an excellent teaching tool, I think. If I can only stop cracking up and reading it in Deiter's voice. "I'm as happy as a little GIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL.")