Fic post. Errr, something.

This is one of those things that I have to get out. Like a thorn. Or gas. I can say that I honestly have NO IDEA where this came from. Such a rousing promise, huh? Oh, and it would help if you knew who Judge Smails was: Ted Knight's character from Caddyshack. "Smokehouse, what's all this wax on my loafers? I want you to strip it all off. And then buff them with a fine chamois. Chop chop!" If you don't know who Seymour Skinner or Principal Snyder is, then there's no use. Ditto for Carl Spackler.

"Title:" "Who's More Rigid?"
Rated: Oy.
Author: What's got two thumbs and writes ridiculous fic? THIS GUY! *points to self with said thumbs*
Characters: Principal Snyder (BtVS) Principal Skinner (Simpsons), Carl Spackler and Judge Smails (Caddyshack)
Disclaimer: Prolonged reading of this journal can cause blindness, loss of keys, and loss of brain function. Probably best to look away.

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