Fic Post - Harry Potter and Adult Swim

Even though most of you are scrolling past, gaddangit, I love this story.

Title: Double Truckin' The Tricky Two [3/?]
Author: Stoney
Rating:Tall enough to reach the bar, old enough to read the fic
Fandoms: Squidbillies/HARRY POTTER. It was inevitable.
Summary: Early's boy Rusty has magic in 'im. Some fancy pants school sends him an acceptance letter. Also: SQUIDS. And hair-doos. Boiled peanuts optional.
Spoilers: Only for Book 6 of Harry Potter, but not like me telling you that Dumbledore died on page 596. It's not a spoiler like that.
A/N:It helps if you know that Squidbillies is an Adult Swim show about a rednecked squid family, with narration. And it helps if you can hear that voice in your head. Or you know... if you don't hear any voices in your head, that's... that's probably better off in the long run. OH MY GOD. Just... CRACK ahead. As in, in my mouth, being exhaled. All over my LJ.

Did you miss the beginning? (On purpose?)
How about the second chapter?

( PART THREE: Insured By Smith & Wesson )

A post not involving squid-fic

ROME. Rome Rome Rome. Are you watching yet? On your list to watch? IT SHOULD BE, if not. ( Spoilers and squee )

McTabby has posted the next round of Summary Executions, and good LORD. Re: the summary about the woman with 12 kids... I wonder what the other 9 children are named? (ba-dum-bum-ching!) And I'm BOOGELING *snerk* over: "I follow the styles of Miguel de Cervantes and Mario Puzo." HOWLING with laughter. Because of the sentences that preceded that one.

In other news, my dog is apparently IN LOVE with bubble baths (Anne! Your post made me remember this!) and I took a luxurious soak this weekend and I had to HOLD SALLY BACK (TWICE!) to keep her from jumping in with me! The first time, I think she was just panicked. "Must rescue woman who feeds me!" The second time, I think she just wanted a tubby. Dog hair + bubbles + naked me = NO, PLEASE. She's having a VERY HARD TIME being still - one more week after this one before she's given the all clear - and is trying desperately to get some exercise. I don't think bathtub swimming qualifies as exercise, but as a NUISANCE. :D

I'm enjoying walking without a leash connected to 70s pounds of Hundfleisch, however. And now the wind has died down enough that I can go outside and not hate the world, huzzah! *plays Rocky theme music*