Recs and Anti-Recs and how that fits in with my vacation

Good morning!! *adjusts donut cushion* Oooh, laws. Sitting on a horse for three days is not conducive to sitting in a chair at my desk. Or in an airplane. Or a car for almost three hours on the way to and from the airport. Oh, but did I have a lovely time...

( wavy lines for flashback - insert music here )