Aaaaaaaall over the map today

First, I need to lay off the coffee today. *jitters out of my chair*

Two mini-rants that are going under the cut... ( I'm sorry, WHAT ON EARTH did you say about women and contraception?!? )

Which leads me to my second rant, and this is shortened because I'm writing up a massive post with links/references. ( Mitt Romney is a lying bastard who comes from polygamists. )

And now, to have breakfast...