How 'bout a punch straight to the baby maker?

I LIKE LAMP. It's an "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" sort of day. "Oh, Baxter, you are my furry gentleman!" "For just one night let’s not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people." " When all of this gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together." "Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline." "I am not a baby, I am a MAN. An anchorman!" "Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72% sure that I love you." "No commercials! NO MERCY!" "LOUD NOISES." "Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT."

There are some more promo/action shots from Blood on the Highway up - you'll need a MySpace account to see them. (mild movie gore). The little scene they shot of me pictured is this random funny thing I thought of, and they let me keep it in. HEE. *zips lip*

This weekend I have southernbangel and marenfic coming for a visit, and we're going to the State Fair of Texas. Maren and I will try and control Lee around the funnel cake. It could get ugly, people. Maren? Pack your Tazer. (And seriously: it's the biggest fair in the world. Pack comfy walking shoes.)

( mild Heroes spoilers from last night's premiere ep )

I would like bacon and eggs for breakfast, thanks. I will probably only have cereal. Where's the thinking/breakfast machine? HOW ABOUT IT, SCIENCE? [ETA] Further reasons why I hate Bush. GOOD HELL!!

WHOOO FREAKING HOOOO.

Warren Jeffs has (justly) been convicted of two counts of rape and is going to jail for a looong time. *pumps fist*

Under the cut are "doctrines" the Mormon Church STILL HAS in their "standard works," which the FLDS (Polygamists) run their "religion" by. This is what created the world that Warren Jeffs ruled. ( Shedding Blood of the Innocent/Multiple Wives )

And now everyone is a little more knowledgeable on the situation out there; maybe some change can happen. Like these women not remain their husbands' chattel.