LDS Sparkledammerung Part 3: Return of the Sparkle!

If you happened to miss the previous entries, Book One and Book Two. There's also a drinking game bingo card!

Book Three: A Total Eclipse of the Spaaaaaaaaaaaarkle (Turn around Bright Eyes!)

Wait, wait, hang on. I have to finish singing the Dan Band version of this in my head. *mumbles musically* "...When I see that f*ckin look in your eyes...." Okay, I have Will Ferrell slow dancing, and.... done.

Back to Twinklecrest. "I'm not a superhero, I'm a Latter-Day Saint!" (If you know what movie that's from, you have my undying love.) ( I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing but I think Depeche Mode is a pretty sweet band! )

Next book... honeymoon screwing: The Sparkle Peen!!! Or does it? Bum bum buuuuuuum! Click to find out!

this one might be short on the LULz, but that's because the books get steadily worse. I'm forcing myself to do the next one because they make me SO IRRITATED.