Final Chapter in the LDS Sparkledammerung Series...

If you happened to miss the previous entries, Book One and Book Two, and then Book Three. There's also a drinking game bingo card

And now a movie recap for this opus is available for you, as well. :)

LDS SPARKLEDAMMERUNG 4: Twinkle Peen and Alien Baby!

Okay, everyone gets that I'm being funny, right? Or that that is the goal? If you are ACTUALLY offended by anything I've written, then I really want you to let me know. AHAHAHAHAHA. I don't give a shit. Scroll, motherf*cker, can you use it? WHEEEE.

Again, allow me to set the tone of these books: "I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."
~Jack Handy

( The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. )

I'm off for a margarita. I think I deserve some tequila.

[ETA] just have to say, I know about Midnight Sun, her flouncing, and have actually read it. I just don't know if I have it in me to keep going. It's not any new revelations from an LDS perspective, just really REALLY creepy. Like how Edward has to puke up any food he eats. OH MY GOD. NO ME GUSTA. Neccesita mas tequila...

[ETA 2] And now a movie recap for this opus is available for you, as well. :)