Wednesday - almost the weekend!

Every time I read this, I transpose key letters to make "hadron" ...not that. As a supporter of the abandoned Super Collider back here in Texas, the Swizz collider makes me very excited for the scientific possibilities. If they create black holes, my little nerd heart might explode. [ETA] a2zmom linked me to the particle accelerator rap, and it is a thing of nerdcore BEAUTY. THERE COULD BE ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS. I-

Folks, we are living in a glorious age. Now if only they could make a jumbo shrimp large enough to ride on, then you can eat it afterwards, then this will be the Golden Age of Mankind.

So I spent far more time than I should have today and yesterday afternoon using a 9 iron to rid my garden of grasshoppers. It makes a very satisfying "thowck!" noise, plus I get to work on my swing. PLUS, and more importantly, it keeps me a loooong way away from their horrid bodies. I KNOW they want to jump on my face, crawl inside me and lay babies in my brain. I know it. And so: FORE! *thwock!*

The paper today had the most delicious dessert I've ever heard of. Well, today. CAKE BALLS. Think: donut hole (and if you don't like donut holes... I don't think I have anything else to say to you. THEY'RE DONUT HOLES!) but actual cake with frosting (Unlike cake donut holes, which I am not a fan of. I don't prefer cake donuts. Oh, I'll eat one in a pinch, but give me a hot Shipley's any day.)

( Recipes and how can we work on Wonka-vision so we can share these through the computer??? Also, people go nuts for my Schweatty Balls. )

Clearly I need to get in the kitchen and whip up a little somethin' somethin'. Is it too early in the year for fudge?