Flintstone chewables are nasty but not as nasty at the cut portion of this post.

I'm just putting my opinion on them out there. I think the world needs to know my thoughts on the chewable vitamin.

Yesterday I started writing a fic for someone, something I haven't done in ages. Jason Stackhouse and Pam la Vampeer, True Blood. I watched the S2 finale last night and laughed anew at Jason's single tear after pulling out "Kid Glock." That show is such tragic crapck. And yet, I continue to watch. But I'm there for Eric, Pam, and Jason. I've pulled out some gun catalogs (doesn't everyone have those in their house? Just us?) so I can get some Stackhouse juices flowing.

I'm feeling incredibly spammy, so there's your warning for the day.

Because kita0610 and lynnenne keep emailing me pictures of their fancy dresses and talking about bags and shoes and so forth for our upcoming Vegas trip, I guess I'm going to have to take off this ball cap and go buy some damn lady clothes. It would not do to be the jackhole in loser duds when they're both so sparkly and fancy pant-sy. I'm super excited about a vacation, though. One is HIGHLY needed. Also, I haven't played craps in 8 years, and I looooooove throwing the dice, yo. When I'm rolling, everyone's winning. I need to remember to call the concierge at our hotel and check out the info for seats to the naughty Cirque du Soleil show. Part of me is titillated, the other part of me is slightly horrified at what painted bodies might look like upside down, contorted, whirling on ropes. It could be awesome, it could be... not. :D (My guess is it will be awesome.) CRAP. It's not playing when we're there, BOO. Expect an email, ladies.

I read something online yesterday that ONCE AGAIN reminded me that there is no bottom to the pit that is freaky crap online. We've had a lady who is married to the Berlin Wall, horrified at her "husband's murder." We've seen ET porn - real people dressed as ET. There's a man that honestly believes he's married to his Shetland pony, had a WATER BED installed in his barn so they could have missionary-style "consummation" all while having a HUMAN GIRLFRIEND. She didn't even qualify as the main relationship, people. (That might be the kinda-bottom, let's get real, even though it is my all time favorite cracked out tale of humanity.) BUT THIS CRAIGSLIST AD IS THE WORST YET. And if that isn't warning enough, I don't know what is.

( Wait... wait. No, wait. NO. Wait, what!? )

My tummy hurts. :(