Two posts today for organizational purposes. Post One: my sister.

I've talked about my youngest sister before, but for those of you who are new, my youngest sister (21 years old) has autism. I'm talking old school, Rainman is more communicative autism. She has about 10 words that she uses, and she only uses them for about three people. Okay, you're caught up. :D

( She can be very funny, as detailed here, in this lovely holiday tale. )

I wanted to be sure and post about this to not just remember it for posterity, but to make a point about how normal it is for the residents of Mormonville to ignore your kids while they run all over the place. Like, say, to Italy to save their sparklepire. TO BE CONTINUED.... (after I get #3 off to school and get a mini-run in this morning.)

POST TWO: In which I go to see Twilight: New Moon and was almost eaten whole by an alien.

[EDITED TO ADD SONG FILE!!] I meant to add this earlier, it's the montage song from my vampire movie, Blood on the Highway. It is NOT safe for work or people with sensibilities, but it is the greatest vampire killer song ever. Ahahaha. <3 Who IS gonna kill [all these effing vampires?]

I'm prefacing this movie review with some linkage to save time. Not my time, but yours. Ahaha. There are "spoilers" for everything, including Kaiser Soze was Kevin Spacey, Bobby was in the shower and Pam was just dreaming, and ET actually goes home. And Bella and Edward will OF COURSE end up together. If that just made you mad that I "spoiled" the story for you, you need to use safety scissors and wear a helmet. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Here are my previous thoughts on yaoi Twilight. Books 1, 2, 3, 4, abuse of the words used within, and the first movie. Also, I like to imagine that Edward and Sarah Palin used to date. And that Edward did some missionary work with the True Blood vampires.

Since the Sparkledammerung posts have gone beyond 100,000 hits (I eventually turned off the tracker, so I have no idea what the actual number is now) and I've had crazies, sympathizers, and funny people alike, let me just say this: I AM SARCASTIC, FOUL MOUTHED, AND UNAPOLOGETIC. I will not take you seriously if you are offended by anything I have to say about this topic. I will, however, laugh. Because THE BOY SPARKLES. Please. (If I sound mean, it's because I've had to become that way because of the Twihards.)

Now on with the show! I have just typed this stuff into the screen, this is not meant to be a scientific paper. I... we all get that, right?

( Don't you wish your wolfboy would spark like me? )

YOU'RE WELCOME.

( I have to keep the Tappa Tappa joke going, because I can't get it out of my head. )