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"(Where?) Down in my heart! (Who?) Down in my heart!" Where is the Rod and Tod Flanders fic, you guys? There needs to be some. There also needs to be a story wherein the Old Spice Man and the Keith Stone (Keystone) guy meet and out awesome each other. I've been thinking of that last one for days, and even my husband wants that story.
I have officially become an old person. Why? Because I continually laugh at my old lame jokes that I continue to use, even though I know it's old and lame. You know that person, the "Hot enough for ya?" guy. That's me. Case in point: I have walked around my house squinting for a solid half hour, remembered that i should put on my glasses and said - as I always do - "I can't see a thing without my glasses!" in my Velma voice. And laughed at myself. AS I ALWAYS DO.
When you're ashamed of yourself for not being ashamed of yourself... A vortex should have opened sucking me into another galaxy, but it didn't.
It is raining today! It rained yesterday, too! Ease up there, Hoss, on the joyfulness of autumn because I STILL DON'T HAVE MY POOL. I don't care if I get hypothermia, once it's done I am going to sit on a damned floaty with a cold cocktail in my hand, teeth chattering, and float in that mo-fo until I feel like I have had my proper summertime pool experience.
I am wearing PANTS. (As opposed to shorts, I'm no exhibitionist.) it is chilled outside! It's like, 73! I may need a sweater. :) It is SO cold in fact (lol) that I am making cold weather food: chicken fried venison steaks, twice baked potatoes, and probably some sort of salad to make me feel less guilty. AND RED WINE. The first wine of the season. (I don't do white wine. Pleh.) OH SPEAKING OF, ( TOP CHEF SPOILERS! )
I don't even know what to say about Project Runway, for those watching this season. Tell me your thoughts.
In other news, I have a new internet venture that will hopefully be live in a week, so I fully expect all of you to click daily and make me famous. Ahaha. More to come on that next week! (Note: that's where I'm going to be talking about all of the crappy TV I love, like Jersey Shore, Real Housewives, etc.)
HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND, FOLKS. Enjoy the time off, for those of you without work on Monday.
I have officially become an old person. Why? Because I continually laugh at my old lame jokes that I continue to use, even though I know it's old and lame. You know that person, the "Hot enough for ya?" guy. That's me. Case in point: I have walked around my house squinting for a solid half hour, remembered that i should put on my glasses and said - as I always do - "I can't see a thing without my glasses!" in my Velma voice. And laughed at myself. AS I ALWAYS DO.
When you're ashamed of yourself for not being ashamed of yourself... A vortex should have opened sucking me into another galaxy, but it didn't.
It is raining today! It rained yesterday, too! Ease up there, Hoss, on the joyfulness of autumn because I STILL DON'T HAVE MY POOL. I don't care if I get hypothermia, once it's done I am going to sit on a damned floaty with a cold cocktail in my hand, teeth chattering, and float in that mo-fo until I feel like I have had my proper summertime pool experience.
I am wearing PANTS. (As opposed to shorts, I'm no exhibitionist.) it is chilled outside! It's like, 73! I may need a sweater. :) It is SO cold in fact (lol) that I am making cold weather food: chicken fried venison steaks, twice baked potatoes, and probably some sort of salad to make me feel less guilty. AND RED WINE. The first wine of the season. (I don't do white wine. Pleh.) OH SPEAKING OF, ( TOP CHEF SPOILERS! )
I don't even know what to say about Project Runway, for those watching this season. Tell me your thoughts.
In other news, I have a new internet venture that will hopefully be live in a week, so I fully expect all of you to click daily and make me famous. Ahaha. More to come on that next week! (Note: that's where I'm going to be talking about all of the crappy TV I love, like Jersey Shore, Real Housewives, etc.)
HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND, FOLKS. Enjoy the time off, for those of you without work on Monday.
