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WHEEEEEEEE!
Jun. 16th, 2011 04:10 pmI have that as a subject header to remind y'all of how I typically keep things around here. You know, with the funny and spazziness. So.... I closed the poll from yesterday because people were getting all serious and personal and not remembering that I was doing what I've been doing since 2004, which is finding ridiculous things in fanfic and laughing about it. HEY IT IS WHO I AM, you can't teach a fish to fly, or a dog to not shit on the carpet. Oh, you can? I STAND CORRECTED.
But yeah... fake character, from established canon, doing something OOC, thought it was weird, and then I was chastised for shaming your mothers and fathers and your pure love, um, which wasn't what I set out to do? At all? I AM BROKEN INSIDE, HOW DID YOU FORGET SO QUICKLY.
HERE: PULL MY FINGER. *pffffft*
Booze is waiting for me, that's all I have left to say about that. HEY WANNA DRINK WITH ME? Because Glee Ep. 2 is up, and the cocktail is "LIE TO ME." And who doesn't like booze? Aside from Mormons. And teetotalers. And people with alcohol allergies. And alcoholics. And my doctor. And that baby I tried to get to sleep with a full bottle of Jack Daniels. WHAT. God, y'all are such prudes.
In fandom talk, I have been writing two different fics for Glee because it now owns me. Guys, I don't know, either. AND YET. Also, I have been reading this fic by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sotto_voice, and so far it's really fun, I recommend it, etc. etc. (Nice and long, just under 20K.) [ETA] OH HEY skintightsocks POSTED NEW HILARITY. CLick here, laugh at the Twilight mockery and the funny bidness.
ALMOST THE WEEKEND, OMG.
But yeah... fake character, from established canon, doing something OOC, thought it was weird, and then I was chastised for shaming your mothers and fathers and your pure love, um, which wasn't what I set out to do? At all? I AM BROKEN INSIDE, HOW DID YOU FORGET SO QUICKLY.
HERE: PULL MY FINGER. *pffffft*
Booze is waiting for me, that's all I have left to say about that. HEY WANNA DRINK WITH ME? Because Glee Ep. 2 is up, and the cocktail is "LIE TO ME." And who doesn't like booze? Aside from Mormons. And teetotalers. And people with alcohol allergies. And alcoholics. And my doctor. And that baby I tried to get to sleep with a full bottle of Jack Daniels. WHAT. God, y'all are such prudes.
In fandom talk, I have been writing two different fics for Glee because it now owns me. Guys, I don't know, either. AND YET. Also, I have been reading this fic by
sotto_voice, and so far it's really fun, I recommend it, etc. etc. (Nice and long, just under 20K.) [ETA] OH HEY skintightsocks POSTED NEW HILARITY. CLick here, laugh at the Twilight mockery and the funny bidness.ALMOST THE WEEKEND, OMG.
