Dranks and inappropriate jokes

This is what happens when I'm left alone with a bottle of Domaine de Canton and a Glee episode to recap. Seriously, I've said this on FB and Twitter, but I mean it: this is THE best drink recipe of the bunch. And the recap is pretty funny, I think.

Over at gay Hogwarts, Kurt slips on the Navy-n-Crimson and prepares for his first day at Dalton Academy where strange boys high five you as you walk in slow motion down marble hallways, and the floral arrangements are always tasteful and fresh. At his first Warblers meeting (they don't have practice, they have meetings like dignified, square-jawed captains of industry) he receives a canary in a gilt cage as his initiation. (They're more Boats and Harbor than Skull and Bones at Dalton.) Kurt immediately makes dark jokes about taking it into a coal mine, but these are fellows named “Chip” and “Thurston,” they don't understand dark humor about blue collar work.

I'll just say that Matt Paxton "liked" a portion of this recap on Facebook. Are you saying you're better than him? (Ahaha. Seriously, I am such a dork for getting a little thrill every time he replies/comments to me.)

OK, sugar boogers, I need to get some swimming done with the mister. It's high on my To Do list for the day. (And guess what I'm drinking? A VALERIE.) Meanwhile, Sally Derg is rolling all over the Mr.s hunting clothes. Dogs are grody.

Keep your eyes peeled for more Project Runway and True Blood later today at Hey, Don't Judge Me! <3 [ETA] If you're having trouble logging in, lemme know. I think we've got a server bug again. :(