And we'll have Phun Phun Phun
Feb. 6th, 2007 09:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321Meme ganked from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
liz_marcs: My Top 5 TV OTPs! *ignores the oxymoronishness*
1.
Who: Tony Micelli and Angela Bower: Who's The Boss
Why: He's the guy with street smarts and the parenting skills (aww) that can tame this uptight, neurotic Connecticut harpy's heart one lasagna at a time. Plus, she had killer black roots and loads of cash. Hope from Days of Our Lives was on this show as a past lover of Tony's. Which is weird and unrelated. The hope is that Angela has some of her whorish mother's skillz in the bedroom. But let's face it: Mona was the boss. They all but had her in dominatrix gear. I like to say "An-guh-luuuuuh!" like Tony at random moments in my home. LIKE WHEN I'M MAKING LOVE. It keeps my husband on his toes.
What: Dialogue to die for
Tony: Something about how you are caucasian and can't cook'a the spaghetti! *fangul hand gestures*
Angela: I have a ginormous stick in my butt and you are muscley and low class! I will pace now to ease my sexual frustration.
Tony: I'm inadvertantly bending over and showing you my taut Italian Stallion ass.
Angela: *clutches ribbon at neck*
Mona: I'm going to be in my apartment over the garage giving hummers to old men. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Tony: Ay-oh! Oh-ay! Anguhluuuuuh.
[ETA] from comments. Runner up for the femmeslashers, Carol Seaver/Sam Micelli. It's the same dynamic, hahahahaha.
2.
Who: J.J. Evans and Penny
Why: He's the sassy, dumb kid with a heart of gold that mocks his sister like he's 15, but he's not. She's the sad little urchin hiding in her mama's house - decorated in the best of the 70s pimp wear - and wishing for her Black Prince to come. She'll settle. GOOD TIMES! (any time you need a payment.) GOOD TIMES! (anytime you need a friend.)
What: Dialogue to die for
J.J.: Van Gough, and Rembrandt, don't be uptight, cause here comes KID *clap* DYNOMITE
Penny: *beams* Oh, J.J. You're so smooth and lanky. My mama beats me.
J.J.: Er, uh, heh heh, well you know... what can I say?
Penny: Say you'll call the cops. Didn't you hear me say that my mama beats me? SHE PUT AN IRON ON ME. Go get me some of Thelma's clothes.
J.J.: Man, you jivin'. *paints*
Michael: I'm just going to educate the viewing public on some black history meta, don't mind me.
Runner up: Willona and Bookman, aka Buffalo Butt
3.
Who: Mike Seaver and his Mullet
Why: Smart alecky ( but not the kind that would get you thrown out of school), respected his parents, and a curly mullet juuuust long enough to not get you thrown into your locker by the really tough kids, but not long enough to be off-putting to parents. Plus, he's not as skeevy as Buddy from Charles in Charge.
What: Hair products to die for. Because the Last Days are coming, and you want to look good for Jesus.
4.
Who: Principal Snyder and Mayor Richard Wilkins the Third
Why: Soon to be demon (literally) that destroys all of the world, starting with the students of Sunnydale High. Demonic (not literally) Principal destroying the world of her dreams one Sunnydale High student at a time.
What: Dialogue/Characterization to die for
Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.
Mayor: *uses copious amounts of hand sanitizer*
Snyder: These little rat-fink punks think I don't know what's going on. I know everything that's going on.
Mayor: Except for what's really going on. *eats babies, steals relics*
Snyder. Order. Discipline. *shudders* DETENTION.
Mayor. Sure, sure. Say, we call that busy work where I'm from. Good job. *eye roll*
Runner up: Spike and that chair he was tied to when he said "You made a bear! Undo it! Undo it!"
Second runner up: Spike and the Bear. They had mad chemistry, yo.
5.
Who: Mr. Monty Burns and Mr. Wayland Smithers
Why: The gayest couple that never coupled. Plus the Sub/Dom factor. Times the pining from Smithers. Divided by the age difference. To the haha power.
What: Dialogue to die for
Mr. Burns: Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?
Smithers: There's no maybe about it, Sir.
Mr. Burns: Eeeeeeeexcellent.
(hahaha. I can't fake them. I looooooove them.)
Runner up: Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willy. (Ya uuuuuuused me, Skinner! Ya uuuuuuuuuused me!)
Second Runner up: Comic Book Guy and first issue of Ultraman, mint. Worst. Post. Ever.
liz_marcs: My Top 5 TV OTPs! *ignores the oxymoronishness*1.
Who: Tony Micelli and Angela Bower: Who's The Boss
Why: He's the guy with street smarts and the parenting skills (aww) that can tame this uptight, neurotic Connecticut harpy's heart one lasagna at a time. Plus, she had killer black roots and loads of cash. Hope from Days of Our Lives was on this show as a past lover of Tony's. Which is weird and unrelated. The hope is that Angela has some of her whorish mother's skillz in the bedroom. But let's face it: Mona was the boss. They all but had her in dominatrix gear. I like to say "An-guh-luuuuuh!" like Tony at random moments in my home. LIKE WHEN I'M MAKING LOVE. It keeps my husband on his toes.
What: Dialogue to die for
Tony: Something about how you are caucasian and can't cook'a the spaghetti! *fangul hand gestures*
Angela: I have a ginormous stick in my butt and you are muscley and low class! I will pace now to ease my sexual frustration.
Tony: I'm inadvertantly bending over and showing you my taut Italian Stallion ass.
Angela: *clutches ribbon at neck*
Mona: I'm going to be in my apartment over the garage giving hummers to old men. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Tony: Ay-oh! Oh-ay! Anguhluuuuuh.
[ETA] from comments. Runner up for the femmeslashers, Carol Seaver/Sam Micelli. It's the same dynamic, hahahahaha.
2.
Who: J.J. Evans and Penny
Why: He's the sassy, dumb kid with a heart of gold that mocks his sister like he's 15, but he's not. She's the sad little urchin hiding in her mama's house - decorated in the best of the 70s pimp wear - and wishing for her Black Prince to come. She'll settle. GOOD TIMES! (any time you need a payment.) GOOD TIMES! (anytime you need a friend.)
What: Dialogue to die for
J.J.: Van Gough, and Rembrandt, don't be uptight, cause here comes KID *clap* DYNOMITE
Penny: *beams* Oh, J.J. You're so smooth and lanky. My mama beats me.
J.J.: Er, uh, heh heh, well you know... what can I say?
Penny: Say you'll call the cops. Didn't you hear me say that my mama beats me? SHE PUT AN IRON ON ME. Go get me some of Thelma's clothes.
J.J.: Man, you jivin'. *paints*
Michael: I'm just going to educate the viewing public on some black history meta, don't mind me.
Runner up: Willona and Bookman, aka Buffalo Butt
3.
Who: Mike Seaver and his Mullet
Why: Smart alecky ( but not the kind that would get you thrown out of school), respected his parents, and a curly mullet juuuust long enough to not get you thrown into your locker by the really tough kids, but not long enough to be off-putting to parents. Plus, he's not as skeevy as Buddy from Charles in Charge.
What: Hair products to die for. Because the Last Days are coming, and you want to look good for Jesus.
4.
Who: Principal Snyder and Mayor Richard Wilkins the Third
Why: Soon to be demon (literally) that destroys all of the world, starting with the students of Sunnydale High. Demonic (not literally) Principal destroying the world of her dreams one Sunnydale High student at a time.
What: Dialogue/Characterization to die for
Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.
Mayor: *uses copious amounts of hand sanitizer*
Snyder: These little rat-fink punks think I don't know what's going on. I know everything that's going on.
Mayor: Except for what's really going on. *eats babies, steals relics*
Snyder. Order. Discipline. *shudders* DETENTION.
Mayor. Sure, sure. Say, we call that busy work where I'm from. Good job. *eye roll*
Runner up: Spike and that chair he was tied to when he said "You made a bear! Undo it! Undo it!"
Second runner up: Spike and the Bear. They had mad chemistry, yo.
5.
Who: Mr. Monty Burns and Mr. Wayland Smithers
Why: The gayest couple that never coupled. Plus the Sub/Dom factor. Times the pining from Smithers. Divided by the age difference. To the haha power.
What: Dialogue to die for
Mr. Burns: Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?
Smithers: There's no maybe about it, Sir.
Mr. Burns: Eeeeeeeexcellent.
(hahaha. I can't fake them. I looooooove them.)
Runner up: Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willy. (Ya uuuuuuused me, Skinner! Ya uuuuuuuuuused me!)
Second Runner up: Comic Book Guy and first issue of Ultraman, mint. Worst. Post. Ever.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 03:53 pm (UTC)Also, Stoney/Humor! (The Who's the Boss dialogue had me rolling.)
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 03:57 pm (UTC)Oooh, you know what would be a femmeslash equivalent to Tony/Angela? Carol Seaver/Sam Micelli!
Ahahahahaha.
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 03:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 04:03 pm (UTC)Smithers/Burns makes me so happy, it's not even funny. But Groundskeeper Willie may be my most favorite character... I CAN'T DECIDE!!
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 04:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 04:09 pm (UTC)One of the local syndicated stations near me has started showing Growing Pains every night and it's scary to watch it and realize that I've not only seen pretty much every ep of that show but I remember most of them.
Happy Tuesday, my dear.
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 04:10 pm (UTC)I wun leaf ewe, and your Girl Will Never.
In other news, I watched Bedrooms and Hallways in which EVERY GAY BRITISH/UK ACTOR IS GAY. James Purefoy. Kevin McKidd. The guy that plays Beckett on PotC. Others! hahahaha.
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 04:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 04:12 pm (UTC)Oh my god I HAD to watch that show. I may have... over identified with Carol Seaver. Which is just pathetic. KIRK CAMERON. He and Ricky Shroeder made my heart go pitter-pat when I was 12. Oooh, and Jason Bateman, who was on Silver Spoons, too! They need to syndicate THAT show!
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 04:29 pm (UTC)Now I constantly want DB to screw me against the wall, inappropriate thoughts be damned.
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 04:50 pm (UTC)One of my roommates loved that show. That, and Charles in Charge. Whenever either of them came on, you knew just where we'd be for the next 1/2 hour. But the best part was when we'd be somewhere close to the tv but not home: she'd exclaim, "Who's the Boss!" and we'd scramble to get in front of a tv before the opening credits ended. If someone dared to interrupt, she'd pick up the phone or open the door and yell "Who's the Boss!" and that was the other person's cue to either go away or come in and park it, or hang up or tune in and follow along. Talking was only allowed during the commercials.
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:04 pm (UTC)Me, Burns/Smithers is canon,!
Julia, as are Akbar and Geoff
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:21 pm (UTC)OMG, "Growing Pains." I used to watch that show so faithfully. "Growing Pains" actually contributes to my to-this-day crush on Matthew Perry. You remember he was on that? He was Carol's boyfriend who died, Sandy. ::tears up just thinking about that::
In contrast, I only very seldomly partook of "Who's The Boss." (Also, every time you say, "An-guh-luhhhh!", my auditory synapses play for me Sylvester Stallone wailing, "Aaaaa-dri-aaaaaaan!" ::shakes head:: Is no good. Though I actually would have to say Adrian/Rocky is one of my OTPs, purely because his proposal to her is one of my favorites ever. "I was wonderin' if you maybe wouldn't mind marrying me too much." ::snerk:: ) I actually think of Alyssa Milano as Phoebe on "Charmed," rather than Sam on "WTB." My mother looks at me like I've done something shameful when I say that. ;-)
The only OTP of mine that ever made it on an icon is canon and het. That's what I'm ashamed of. *g* (For the record, it's Huntress/Question on "Justice League Unlimited.")
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:35 pm (UTC)Oh my GOD I wanted to play Two Minutes in the CLoset with
anyonethem SO BAD. Oh, Lee. You're like me, but a lady.I want to bed DB. Or watch him bed someone and just touch his back while he grinds into
youthem. WOW. I just entered creepy territory with that, huh? hahaha.no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:35 pm (UTC)<33333 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY?! You need extra spankings, I'm sure.
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:37 pm (UTC)ANGUH LUHHHHHHH. Heee your roommate was DEDICATED, yo!
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:37 pm (UTC)Burns/Smithers. The best non-coupled couple ever. *squishes you*
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:38 pm (UTC)(Are you doing okay? Almost done with that index? Massive energy and focus is being mentally beamed to you...)
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:40 pm (UTC)And whenever I think of Alyssa Milano, I think of Teen Steam. AHAHAHAHA. Let's work out with our peers! If only she was a few years younger, she could have taken the Olsen Twins.
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:45 pm (UTC)HI SALLY. *hugs*
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:47 pm (UTC)Man, I will never forget Matthew Perry on that show. Although it helps that he was pretty much still Chandler. ;-) (On his FREAKING DEATH BED, he's being sarcastic. "Sandy, what happened?" "Well, I was driving along, and suddenly, out of nowhere, this big tree ran right out in front of me.")
I've never even heard of "Teen Steam." :-/
Also, because I forget to mention it before, I cannot 'ship Willie/Skinner, because I want Willie for myself. ;-) A man with an accent and rippling pectorals in a kilt. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
no subject
Date: 2007-02-06 05:50 pm (UTC)I spit coffee all over my monitor with Mike Seaver/Mullet.
*worships you*
Gawd! Burns/Smithers. I feel shame that it's not higher on my list (it's in my top 15).
And that graphic of Snyder/Wilkins? The absolute fucking best. I could totally be sold on this one with quality
crackficfanfic.