It must be Tuesday!

[stoney321]

Dude, seriously. It's PERFECT that the wank hit fan_wank today. Hellmouth open? Check. I made some icons that I'll share if you want one - one is the icon I'm using today, and I hope the joke is clear. Ahahaha. It makes me laugh, at least. And for any future wank you may find yourself involved in:



Heee! (there's an icon I've made of it, too, hit my userpics page if you want it.) Credit is lovely, but not necessary. Just yoink away. I've forgotten several things I was supposed to do, got a date wrong on another thing, and need lunch. I think getting food, a book, and plopping in a rocker on my porch is in order. Hello to new folks around here: feel free to come and go as you like. It's always commenting/defriending/friending day around here. I should make a pinata...

And finally, I bring you some SERIOUS WTF. As in, WHAT. THE. FU-HUUUUUUCK. (Hentai yaoi beheading school for the HAT TRICK!) Happy Tuesday! (And Feliz Cumpleanos to dusty273!! Mucha gusta, mi amor! Trish? Did you hide your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TOO, violethamster! you make my flist shine!)

Comments

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Heh. Bet you're glad you've got that JF account now, eh?

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

*lol* Muchas gracias, cariño! *abrazos*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Man, unless I get drug in there via comments, etc., I'm just sitting back and watching.

I even have a bowl of popcorn! :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*besas*

Buenas dias, Mari! <3 <3

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Since you personally just showed up on metafandom, I suppose you'll be in soon enough.

[copykween.livejournal.com]

Oh dear...I just spit water on the edge of my laptop after the "pwned" pic loaded. hahahah

It's definitely Tuesday.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Again? Or yesterday's post still there? Oh, well. I'm sure someone has something to say.

I'm just laughing at outsiders' commentary on this whole thing. :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I've had that pic sitting on my desktop for a few months (mostly because the orginal baby picture is freaking adorable.)

:D

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

'Tis funny, is it not? I love how I'm not in the wank, but half the links in F_W link to my non-wank post and I'm in the F_W comments. Funneh.

*rescues Dawn and fight the forces of EVOL*

Hentai yaoi beheading school for the HAT TRICK!

Dude, I boggle. Bog. Gle.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

My big worry? That people won't know I'm funny. *emo woe*

DUDE, THE HENTAI YAOI BEHEADING SCHOOL. WTFityF? I read the whole thing and just didn't understand. No me gusta.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

wtf indeed. I don't get Japanese culture, methinks.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I must have dropped my mouth open every few minutes. (I had to look at them all, too! Just to see if eventually it would make sense!)

I get that people have kinks, really I do. But... that's so WEIRD.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

That beheading comic made my brain reel...I feel dirty and a little queasy.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Geh, I KNOW. (I did warn with the very long and drawn out WTF...)

PEOPLE SCARE ME SOMETIMES.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

That comic may have ruined sex for me for the forseeable future. I don't think "OMG PLEASE DON'T CUT MY HEAD OFF NOW" is a socially acceptable post-coitus remark. Oh well. It was fun.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

COME. ON. That was BEAUTIFUL, and how do you know that you aren't going to have the best (first time) sex of your life AS YOU ARE BEING BEHEADED?

I kept saying, "Chinpokomon, aaaAHHH?" every time I clicked on a new panel. That was to keep my stomach down. O_O

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I kept thinking of Natalie French. That could have been Xander, omgawd!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

A dead Xander, but a happy and ecstatically spurting Xander!

...

I've never written that sentence before. I doubt I will again.

[liz-marcs.livejournal.com]

I...what?!?

The links to the scans are...

*eeeeep*

*crosses legs*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*holds you*

Here, have an "I'm Leaving ___ Fandom Forever!" comment generator. :D

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Oh, remember the French revolution
When the heads of aristos did roll;
When the guillotine gave absolution
By chopping off rich people's polls.
Marie Antoinette climbed the scaffold
And her ball-gown was very becoming
As the blad it did drop, the crowd baffled
As her head screamed in bliss "GOD, I'M CUM-"

I just... had to get it out of my system.

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

WTF? I mean seriously WTF??? I do not understand that at all. But I went ahead and read the whole thing anyway!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I. DON'T. KNOW. ANd I had to read the whole thing, too!!!

OTHER PEOPLE: making me feel sane since 1972.

[darlas-mom.livejournal.com]

Beheading fic? Really? Well, I should've seen that coming, I guess. Joss himself has technically written some. (http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html)

Ahh, so that's the wank that's been going on. I know very, very little about it, having only the most peripheral involvement (I talked to Kita a little about it after her post on the subject, and that's it) and I'm kinda glad for it. I think I'd have to hide behind several pillows if I was ever actually in a wank. They're scary! Also, I see people on my flist on both sides of the issue, and that makes me sad.

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Amen to that sister.

Speaking of sisters, I made an attempt at a scathing joke about your former employer yesterday, and I hope, girl, it didn't fall like a lead balloon. I was trying out quip styles and hope I didn't put a dead fish in the offering plate.

Wow, there's some metaphors for ye.

Also? I hate those cartoon's perky little underdrawn faces and then VERY DETAILED genitals. Sheeh. Also? they seem to be enamored of bodily fluids. I understand "Kill Bill" a little better now.

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

*pets you* LOVE the icon. Damn glad I'm not involved in the wank this go around.

Here, have a limerick:

There once was a writer of fanfiction
Whose manips were worse than her diction
She thinks of her work as origional philosophy
But we all know it's just crack!pornography
Disclaimer:and this is all pure speculation

[pernickety.livejournal.com]

After reading the first page of the Beheading School I put on We Don't Need No Education and that made it even better. If that's possible.

Somehow the memories of my school just lost their sting. :D

[jerusha]

Heh. Love it. Good luck finding a good book. It's good for what ails you. Also, alcohol.

[semby.livejournal.com]

That beheading school thing.... wow. I have no words. Just wow.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

You may never write that sentence again, but I doubt that I'll ever forget it.

[slackerace.livejournal.com]

Bwah! I just read the wank. Now I understand what many on my FL were alluding to the past few days when discussing kerfuffles. Wow, I didn't realize that sexymermaid had such a following. I find her fiction to be one dimensional and flat, so I don't read it.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she's got a MASSIVE flist and pack of followers that are as devout as a religion. O_O

I, uh... I wasn't much of a Harlequin Romance reader, so I don't get the big payoff that others do. It's mostly her behind the scenes bitchery that I take umbrage with. She's instigated a pretty powerful smear campaign against me for a while, then back tracks and deletes everything. Well, almost everything. *pats trusty hard drive, a la Veronica*

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

That baby's expression is so perfect for that macro :D

Thank you so much for the happy birthday wishes! *smooch!*

And there is not enough WTF?! in the world for that comic. It's worse than the Junji Ito zit-fetish thing I saw once. D:

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I've been gone, but HELLO. Much love, my Trish!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

(I went out of town, sorry to reply so late!)

Seriously: what the hell with that story?! Whenever I think I might be TOO weird, I log on to the internet. O_O