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But It Isn't insane On Paper, by
The Office
I am really REALLY picky about Office fanfic (ditto on Friday Night Lights) because the show is satisfying, and there's this trend that has been BUGGING ME about people MarySueing Jim. You read that right. In these fics Jim is really hip, a scenester, except they're trying to make me believe it's Jim. And Jim is... well, he's not the hippest guy ever. He's not necessarily into every cool musical group/trendy TV show that the author is into, etc. He's a bit of a dork, but that's what makes him so charming. (He has a collection of TOURIST GUIDES, people.) And Pam? Let's not forget that Pam wears white KEDS. Which is why I love them. And why I love this:
The Office as told by Dinosaur Comics - Creepy Whisper, created by
Calvin and Hobbes
You read that right. This is LOVELY and achy and very, very sentimental. Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight. (ff.net link) Calvin... grows up. I'm not kidding on the sentimental bit, so bring tissues, leave your cynicism at the door, and give it a try.
Britcomedy
If we don't pimp ourselves, when do we get pimped? :D If you are familiar with Little Britain or Catherine Tate (or just love a low-class Brissle accent or chav culture) I wrote a Crossover Fic with Vicky Pollard and Lauren Cooper filled with loads of slang. It would help if you knew what a Pikey is. And not because I'm writing a Snatch/BtVS fic where Drusilla ends up being a distant relative of Brad Pitt's Pikey character. *cough* (I'll write it anyway, because come on! It's hilarious to me, if no one else.) Don't tempt me to make a phone post with me reading this in proper accent an' all that. O_O
I've got loads more to read, hopefully I can get a longer recs list on Monday.
Food/Beverage
- A cheesy Brioche roll with grilled onions, pesto, fresh tomato slices, spinach leaves and roasted red bell pepper. I may need that again today, mmmm.
- Topo Chico sparkling mineral water. If you can find the lime flavored, even better. Add a fresh squeezed lime, a shot of rum, and several mint leaves. OR: plain sparkling mineral water, a healthy dose of peach nectar
and a shot of rum. No, I meant that. A shot of rum. If you can find Kerr's Mango nectar, add that in place of the peach, some mint sprigs, and there's the mango mojito I had on vacation. HOLY YUM to your mouth. - water crackers, cheeses, pears, cherry tomatoes. It's what's for dinner. (At least in my house. Too hot to cook today.)
Personal
- Napping in an Adirondack chair under a large umbrella with a magazine on your chest. I mean, book. *cough*
- Napping in general.
- Exercising every day, even if just a stroll for 15 minutes. Ahhhhh, using your body. <3
- Getting a small child to "do your hair." Little chubby hands for the win.
- Random hugs for your kids (or pets. Or spouse. Or other.) Hugs in general I highly recommend.
- Listening to any song created by Danny Elfman when you're in a bad mood - complete change of mood I can practically guarantee.
- going away for the weekend to meet up with good friends (I am! I'm going to Alabama tomorrow to stay with
southernbangel and meet
marenfic and her man! WHOO and a HOO.) - remembering to put on DEET or other repellent when going out of doors lately. *scratches ankles grumpily*
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Date: 2007-06-06 03:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-06 03:30 pm (UTC)(and when did I get rid of my Hobbes icon?? GRUMP.)
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Date: 2007-06-06 03:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-06 03:33 pm (UTC)And a random hug for you.
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Date: 2007-06-06 03:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-06 03:35 pm (UTC)(It really was sweet, wasn't it? And achy.)
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Date: 2007-06-06 03:56 pm (UTC)Heee.
I've been holding off on Office fic. What I really want to see is David Brent/Michael Scott slash done well, and I have no idea where to find it.
And that C&H fic really is heartbreaking and -backtogethergluing, isn't it?
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Date: 2007-06-06 04:03 pm (UTC)And I've got a few of your fics in my folder to be read, and I'm looking forward to it!! (I loved that C&H fic so much.)
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Date: 2007-06-06 04:05 pm (UTC)Have a great time on your visit! I know you'll have a blast.
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Date: 2007-06-06 04:12 pm (UTC)Well, let's hope Lee isn't horrible and mean to me. I think she might lock me in the closet and put my hand in cold water while I sleep. (hee!)
Oh, I have music questions to ask you. I'm heading out to take the kids to the dentist, but I will shoot you a message here at some point today. I hope you're well, my Anne-girl!!)
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Date: 2007-06-06 04:28 pm (UTC)My kids like going to the dentist. He's pretty cool. I hope yours is good?
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Date: 2007-06-06 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-06 04:50 pm (UTC)(Why the Oingo Bongo? Not that I'm complaining, mind, heeee!)
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Date: 2007-06-06 04:54 pm (UTC)Icon love!
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Date: 2007-06-06 04:57 pm (UTC)And heee, I LOVE Spi¨n;altap!!
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Date: 2007-06-06 05:11 pm (UTC)also on that list: Jump, by Van Halen, anything by Howard Jones, Walk Like an Egyptian, by the Bangels, and any song by Simple Minds. GAH. Have heard all of those PA-LENTY.
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Date: 2007-06-06 05:16 pm (UTC)I'm 28.
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Date: 2007-06-06 06:16 pm (UTC)There is the matter of self-awareness that must be attended to. I spent an hour yesterday scrubbing the F250 with enthusiasm and a very small brush, and then dreamt last night that I had fallen from a skyscraper and lay broken on the ground. On the other hand, there is no more moss growing on the weather stripping, and my BG and cardiac fitness thank me for it.
Julia, today, I remake a flower bed. Tonight, Vicodin.
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Date: 2007-06-06 06:33 pm (UTC)<3 <3 <3
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Date: 2007-06-06 08:12 pm (UTC)I've just started reading Office fic in the past couple weeks and I haven't found a Mary-Sued Jim yet, but I'm going by recs mostly.
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Date: 2007-06-06 09:06 pm (UTC)I'm calling my mom! *dials 1-800-whorzrus*
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Date: 2007-06-06 09:08 pm (UTC)And dude, are you mocking my brave protection of you as a wee!breath with Lon's waders and baseball bat and Tilex when I CRUSHED that tarantula in our house!? Because I still have nightmares about that. GAH I HATE THEM TOO, BETH. ICK.
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Date: 2007-06-06 09:10 pm (UTC)I have an 8ft. patch of Bermuda sod to remove and I think I might just pour gasoline on it and set it on fire to avoid digging in this godforsaken clay... Why will no one buy me a backho? ;)
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Date: 2007-06-06 09:12 pm (UTC)<3 <3 <3 are you being kept so very busy that you are about to be surprised when you spy the time on the hour glass? And why don't more people have hour glasses? I LOVE WATCHING THE SAND FALL.
*glomp*
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Date: 2007-06-06 09:14 pm (UTC)(My problem has been, I think, that I'm INCREDIBLY picky. If I know something personal about an author, say, a favorite movie or candy bar, and then their fics have Jim Halpert going on and on about that movie or candy bar? It causes eye rolling. I'm so snotty, I know.)
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Date: 2007-06-06 09:31 pm (UTC)I'm impressed by people who can write believable Michael/Jan fics. I swear that's gotta be so tough. Way, way harder than Jim/Pam!
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Date: 2007-06-06 09:47 pm (UTC)And you know, I'm really there with you, too. On one hand, we know that she's been in therapy, yadda yadda. But then... it would be funny if it was MICHAEL that drove her crazy. Basically, I'd like the show to explore that more, too.
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Date: 2007-06-07 12:59 am (UTC):::holds you:::
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Date: 2007-06-07 02:58 am (UTC)That Calvin and Hobbes fic... wow, made me weepy. I never, ever would have considered reading C&H fic, so... thank you :)
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Date: 2007-06-07 03:28 am (UTC):sniff:
*wanders off to hug stuffed pony*
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Date: 2007-06-07 04:58 am (UTC)Fast Forward to Crazy and All the Way Back (http://community.livejournal.com/michaelandjan/85238.html) by
The Grocery (http://community.livejournal.com/theoffice_fic/104766.html) by
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Date: 2007-06-07 12:39 pm (UTC)