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stoney321My girl (or 15 year old boy from Sweden) is back with a new chapter of our favorite story. But someone left them a review asking if they were going for the laugh. (What if they aren't?? I don't think they are...) My well of material might dry up! Unlike the "cat between Buffy's legs" which never dries up. Buffy is one wet ho-bag. I kid you not, that is in there. Here we go:
And my personal favorite (it's what has kept me up at this very small hour):
He wanted to be the only man tasting her WOMB WORLD.
That brings a whole new meaning to Tilt-A-Whirl for me. Good night! Don't forget to tip your waiter!
- "The wine from the erotic kiss stained his shirt, and his cock stained his pants." Not using a beta is fun.
- "They kissed like it was the end of the world" Where fire balls crashed down onto them and they stopped to scream and then stare blankly, for they knew the WORLD WAS ENDING.
- "Uhnnnnnn, uhnnnnnn, uhnnnnnn, uhnnnnnn" uhnnnnnn-funny, uhnnnnnn-sexy, uhnnnnnn-natural, uhnnnnnn-believable
- "Think of me as your human vibrator." Buffy searches fruitlessly for the OFF button to shut his fucking yap, as he was KILLING the mood.
- "Her pussy looked like hot buttered bread" But it smelled like sourdough! Ba dum bum ching!
- "If it was possible, he wanted to fit his entire head inside her." No, it isn't. A thousand times no.
- "She tasted of possibility. He was possible he was going to be fucking her well. He was possible he was going to be making her come." I am possible that a negative magnet and a possible magnet will be attracted to each other. But me climbing into my own womb is not positive.
- "My sex scent lives in your pores" Eww, is THAT what that is? Honey, go grab a spraycan of New Pussy TM and knock that stink out.
- "My cock drips its way home" Gretel: Hansel! Get that thing back in your pants! Stick with the bread. The hot buttered bread, like my pussy.
- okay, they wrote meat curtains. 'Nuff said.
- My cock will wound your cervix." That is HOT. Internal bleeding (non-menstrual, we'll get to THAT later) is sooo sexy.
- "William had ruptured her cum bank." Time to make a deposit! You know, interest rates are at an all time low, so I would recommend that he looks into some T-Bills. And be sure to get free checking!
And my personal favorite (it's what has kept me up at this very small hour):
He wanted to be the only man tasting her WOMB WORLD.
That brings a whole new meaning to Tilt-A-Whirl for me. Good night! Don't forget to tip your waiter!
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Date: 2004-10-21 12:55 am (UTC)Wow. The bad. It makes my eyes bleed.
But the funny, it makes me laugh. It makes me laugh a lot.
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Date: 2004-10-21 02:19 am (UTC)WTF are meat curtains? Or do I not wanna know?
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Date: 2004-10-21 03:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-21 03:08 am (UTC)Angela
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Date: 2004-10-21 03:19 am (UTC)And then bleach my eyes, brain... hell - all my internal organs! Oh the humanity.
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Date: 2004-10-21 03:40 am (UTC)thank you, Stoney! Cheered me up when I needed it!I'm going to put a link to this on my lj.
Williams' all about the dirty talkin'
Date: 2004-10-21 03:50 am (UTC)Man-o-man. I wanna do him so bad.
I don't want this fic to end. If it does that means I'll have to read even more bad fic to find one that is horrible enough to stick with. Too bad I don't have the power of William/Spikes cock. I would be like a super hero or something.
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Date: 2004-10-21 05:31 am (UTC)I find people to be interesting.
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Date: 2004-10-21 05:34 am (UTC)*looks at you expectantly*
You there yet? Hanging down pieces of flesh? *points to crotch*
It's TERRIBLE. And why I think this is written by a 15 year old vrigin boy. From Sweden.
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Date: 2004-10-21 05:35 am (UTC)bright colored condoms and sleepy cock dreams,
these are a few of my favorite things...
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Date: 2004-10-21 05:37 am (UTC)And my icon is from the earlier posts.
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Date: 2004-10-21 05:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-21 05:48 am (UTC)Now get out here to Texas and taste my womb world. (WTF??)
thick tongues are hot? Didn't know...
Date: 2004-10-21 05:51 am (UTC)And the Mickey Roarke/ 9 1/2 Weeks imagery is just classy.
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Date: 2004-10-21 06:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-21 06:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-21 06:54 am (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2004-10-21 07:16 am (UTC)(I'm thinking this writer has never read anything that wasn't hastily scribbled onto a bathroom wall, however... Otherwise, goodness would eventually rub off.)
Wanna go to Womb WorldTM when you get here? I have a season pass...
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Date: 2004-10-21 07:18 am (UTC)Dear lord, have you read the "bloodplay" fics? They aren't what you think...
*whimper*
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Date: 2004-10-21 07:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-21 07:24 am (UTC)How does anyone think "my cock drips its way home" is sexy? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN, MANDI?????
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Date: 2004-10-21 07:26 am (UTC)That just sounds...icky. Then again, "Her pussy looked like hot buttered bread"...so maybe it's some kind of glaze for the bread? (ewwww...)
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Date: 2004-10-21 07:31 am (UTC)*looks at you with newfound respect*
Tee Hee!
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Date: 2004-10-21 07:37 am (UTC)had computer probs thats why I have been a bit AWOL :)
Angela
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Date: 2004-10-21 08:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-21 09:13 am (UTC)I didn't read those. Should I? *looks scared*
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Date: 2004-10-21 09:21 am (UTC)You can find this and all the insane reviews at: http://www.spikeluver.com/SpuffyRealm/reviews.php?sid=4740&a=
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Date: 2004-10-21 10:04 am (UTC)So...his cock stained his pants, then...someone let go a little early...
And, dude, I had toast for breakfast...now I can't stop thinking about how sexy it was...
Can I take a shot at the feedback?:
"ur a gr8 riter! plz rite mr! Spuffy 4eva!"
"ur gonna rite mr, rite? this is sooooo hot!"
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Date: 2004-10-21 02:17 pm (UTC)*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Date: 2004-10-21 03:11 pm (UTC)Wha, Stoney - I barely know you and you are offering me a taste o' yo womb! :::flutters fan:::
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Date: 2004-10-21 03:39 pm (UTC)"Her pussy looked like hot buttered bread" But it smelled like sourdough! Ba dum bum ching!
Holy shit, I actually fell out of my chair I laughed so hard at that!
I'm thinking about making up some 'Womb World' T-shirts, any takers?
Oh, and 'Meat Curtains'is solid proof that our favorite author in the world is without a doubt a 13 year old virgin boy.
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Date: 2004-10-21 03:47 pm (UTC)More later. I have found more, repeat, I have found more.
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Date: 2004-10-21 03:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-21 04:13 pm (UTC)*cries*
If it was possible, he wanted to fit his entire head inside her
Please let this be a joke. I don't think I can live in a world where someone honestly thinks this is hot. *whimpers and curls in a corner*
Gretel: Hansel! Get that thing back in your pants! Stick with the bread. The hot buttered bread, like my pussy.
There are no words to describe how hard that made me laugh. No. Words.
He wanted to be the only man tasting her WOMB WORLD.
*chokes* God! That sounds like a bad theme park! Why?! Just...why?!
*weeps from badfic*
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Date: 2004-10-21 04:13 pm (UTC)I know a guy who's in a local band called "Beef Curtains". So possibly this fic is written by a middle-aged businessman.
You rock harder than all the rides at Womb World.
Your Wee!Spike icon also rocks. While it dances.
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Date: 2004-10-21 05:17 pm (UTC)Yes, it's a she. I am possible.
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Date: 2004-10-21 05:18 pm (UTC)I work at a bank and now I keep giggling to myself at work thinking about "endorsing her cervix" and "ruptured her cum bank"?!
The mind boggles. I will never look at hot buttered bread the same way again.
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Date: 2004-10-21 05:18 pm (UTC)According to Dusty723's comment, this is a girl who has Xposted to SpikeRealm and is indeed a female. If you can trust what you read.
hot buttered bread is HOT. Warm and yeasty.
Date: 2004-10-21 05:22 pm (UTC)I delight in its awfulness.
*does the Numfar Dance of Joy*
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Date: 2004-10-21 05:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-21 08:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-22 02:21 pm (UTC)"William had ruptured her cum bank."
*cackling*
Yikes, now I need hip-waders. Do you suppose the Cum Bank has ATMs?
I swear, the girl must own stock in Gatorade to keep herself hydrated.
*more cackling* I was wondering about that too. She must have it delivered, otherwise, I can't figure out how else she'd have time to mop up and leave the house on a Gatorade-and-Astroglide run.
He was possible he was going to be fucking her well.
*dumbfounded* Huh?? Is it possible they used translation software? With the additional "hott porn" vocabulary module? I still can't believe someone isn't pulling our collective leg with this fic. Really.
It has rained upon my hot pulsing flood of a parade...
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Date: 2006-12-18 11:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-18 11:48 pm (UTC):D
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