I AM SORRY TO SPAM. I have just witnessed the saddest thing ever.

[stoney321]

Horrible storm rolling through, nickel sized hail. Cut to my Sally Dog, who is terr-i-fied of storms. Like, you can hear her teeth grinding from another room. *sad faces* She has a "baby" (a squeaky duck) that she "rescues" when a storm comes. (She grabs it and hightails it to my shower for Safety) She has two babies now, a squeaky guinea pig is the newest plush addition to her fake family.

I just witnessed my dog make a Sophie's Choice. "Which one? The duck i've bonded with for two years, or the newest child? Can I have another? Am I going to die? *cue the orchestra* She was in my shower whining. I brought her other baby to her, the guinea pig, she TUCKED THEM UNDER HER, and lay down, shivering.

Are you kidding me with the sorrow and motherly protection?!?! Oh, Sally Derg. They aren't really your children. (Also, it is still hailing, so she won't come out for snorgles or anything.) *SAD FACE TIMES A JILLION*

[ETA] NOW WITH PICTORIAL.


The abandoned child. Who, but a mother, can understand the difficult choice in choosing who will live, and who will lay on the carpet in the living room?



Brothers from another mother - back home where they belong. Next to the shower and my husband's dirty socks.


She's been in the bathroom with them for two hours, now. PATHETIC! (Also: d'aww.)

Comments

[that_mireille]

Oh, Sally. That really is heartbreaking. Poor puppy!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

(I broke the rules and let her come up on the bed with me with her childrens. *g* Poor little sad pup...)

[crevette.livejournal.com]

I just laughed out loud at your dog's misery. The "Sophie's Choice" got me.

I'm so sorry.

I am so going to Hell.

I think I want to MQ this too.

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwww! That is WOE x A MILLION. Poor doggie!

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sally Derg, how she breaks my heart with her babies. :((((

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Jesus, that poor guinea pig, now certain to go through life knowing that it's second best.

I hope you got a rolled up newspaper and gave Sally a good beating for being such a terrible mother. I mean holy crap, that guinea pig was just a newborn, how the hell was it expected to stay alive on it's own? Shittest mother ever!

I'M CALLING CHILD SERVICES!

[lolz.livejournal.com]

That has got to be the cutest thing I have ever heard!
Poor pup!

[madam-rptr.livejournal.com]

Love love love it when doggies and kitties do those (good) things that we associate with humans…particularly when they take care of babies of other species or befriend those that should be their natural born enemies and such.

[stephanierb.livejournal.com]

Oh that really is sad. Your poor dog, she must've been beside herself with despair. What a horrible choice for her.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor Sally. People who think dogs don't feel things deeply are just kidding themselves.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

hahaha, Oh, I was totally laughing and "aww, puppy!" at her the whole time. It's RIDICULOUS. (Go right ahead, if you want.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

My woe cat icon cannot express the level of WOE. She's just a big ol' pathetic bag of lovings.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!! Lee, GRINDING her teeth. Like, someone crunching walnut shells. WAAAAAH, DOG.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

See, I'm seeing the "glass half full," here. Now, the guinea pig is PRIMED for me to lure her away from the safety of her mother. Pills, drugs, pimping her out... She'll be my best earner, you watch.

(But yeah, she FAILS as a mother. I keep telling her, too.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

(It really is. Part of me is sad, and the other part of me laughs at it.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

(Her BFF is our Siamese cat. They go to bed together, and Hope - our cat - likes to be groomed by our Sally. D'aww.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

She whimpered and thumped her tail when I brought Miss Guinea Pig to her, and she tucked her right under her like a mother hen.

:(((((

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AGREED. I've known an animal that *didn't* feel anything for other animals/family. <3

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

(zomg, she totes got an extra treat and lovings for being the most pathetic 80 pound creature on earf.)

[drusplace.livejournal.com]

Oh Sweet Sally! I'm such a suck, this nearly brought tears to my eyes.

See, my dog just would have stood there and barked. And barked. And barked. And barked. Are we seeing a theme here?

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

ohmygoddyingfromthis

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Ducks love rain and are very floaty - it jut comes down to some poor decision making skills and I think quite frankly that it doesn't bode well for either childs future.

Your dog may be filled wirh fail but your icon is a winner.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I.
KNOW.

Waaaaaaaah. (and the tiniest of hees)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, she only does that when the children don't go to bed like I've told them. (She's totally Nana from Peter Pan.)