I'm sorry for the double post

[stoney321]

but I'm CRYING with laughter here. In invisiotext since it's not safe for work. YOU'RE WELCOME. ;) (hit CTRL + A)

(206): when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.



(415): how hairy? two words: wookie tits

God, it's just a river of gold over there.

Comments

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

fucking lol!

[altyronsmaker.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite was:
(1)Dude. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop texting my Girlfriend.
(2)Dude. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop cock blocking me!

[chantal87.livejournal.com]

so fucking awesome!

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Hysterical! This had me laughing out loud: (239): you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys

Oh, man, been there, done that...

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have no idea what those are from, but ...

I had a dream last night that my body was covered in thick fur like a cat and I only shave the parts that are visible around my clothing. So in dream I'd gone to swift water training at the river and I was taking off my wetsuit at my car and my swimsuit bottom shifted and one of my teammates saw my hairy ass. I was, of course, mortified in the dream but woke up laughing my ass off.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Sorry! I linked to it in an earlier post. textsfromlastnight.com

Freaking hilarious. Be prepared to spend hours reading this stuff and laughing.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Ahh. Cool. I'll check it out.

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!! Wow, I just . . . wow. I no have word. I think I know where I'm going to be spending the next hour instead of cooking dinner.

[justhuman.livejournal.com]

Things that redeem the worst of bad fan fic!

... on another note, your method for inviso text fails the moment it's not on a white background -- like seeing your post on most friends pages. But! fandom is ingenious and this post has a method that will always work

http://boosette.dreamwidth.org/703280.html

[starrydynamo007.livejournal.com]

I forgot to tell you how unbelievably happy I am that you brought this site to my attention! I went over my text limit sending the most ridiculous stuff to my friends! You helped make my life a little bit brighter, and I love you for it!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*salutes* Happy to be of service!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, see, that's making the assumption that I'm worried about people with brightly/dark colored backgrounds... ;)