Stoney throws her hat into the Buffy Carols ring

[stoney321]

I've seen a bunch of Buffy theme Christmas Carols around, and thought I'd throw my hat into the fray, especially since I CANNOT get this out of my head. Best to share, really.


God rest ye spooky Gentlemen, Let you all remain dead.
Remember Buffy screamed real loud, and you all lost your heads.
To save us all from your scalpels while we lay in our beds...
O tidings of hand gestures and boys, gestures and boys, O tidings of hand gestures and boys

In Sunnydale it's demony, this Blessed Babe does slay.
And laid with a dead vampire, he cried and went away.
And now the army is trying to understand her ways...
O tidings of tazer guns and boys, tazers and boys, O tidings of tazer guns and boys.

And then an upstart Wicca did change her mindset - yay!
For this sweet red-head met a girl and realized she was gay.
In Sunnydale their love did bloom, thoughts of boys went away...
O tidings of spice racks and new toys, spices and toys, O tidings of spice racks and new toys.

Comments

[leeannaray.livejournal.com]

You're making me snort my lemonade all over the screen.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

spice racks and new toys.

ooh baby. . .

rock on.

I'm not very articulate today, but this is making me giggle.

[zinnydark.livejournal.com]

I now have a reason to go out and carol...

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

O tidings of hand gestures and boys, gestures and boys, O tidings of hand gestures and boys
As Christmas should be. *nods with stolen authority*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

lemonade? now you have me dreaming of warm skin and sunshine...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

well, if I made you giggle, then my work here is done.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

you should try a few selections off the South Park christmas album. Those are a gem! I'd give Wassail to the first group that sang "The Most Offensive Christmas Song Ever."

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

'Tis all that is needed....

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

it SHOULD be that way, right??

*flips you off and hunts for Mr. Stoney*

[anelith.livejournal.com]

I just bought the Brian Setzer Boogie Woogie Christmas album. I was feeling like something new. It's kind of cute -- Nathan likes it, he was dancing to it with me in the kitchen while we were fixing lunch.

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

O tidings of hand gestures and boys, gestures and boys

*snarffle*

I know the last line is the dirty one, but...

*eg*

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Damn you! Is this what you were callig to share? And I wasn't home? You're calling me tomorrow and singing this. Oh, hell yeah.

O tidings of spice racks and new toys, spices and toys, O tidings of spice racks and new toys.

I know Carrie already picked that one up, but, damn...you're bloody freakin' brilliant.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I've been rockin' to Gladys Knight and the Pips when the kids are around, and South Park's christmas album when they aren't. Ha!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hee hee!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

The line with scalpels is my favorite. What's more Christmas-y than a scalpel? What? Just my family?

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

speaking of dirty, btw, have you been keeping up with the BAD!fic? Cause...oh. Wow. Currently Elizabeth has mauve nipples (I'm wondering if she was sick...isn't mauve light purple?) and there's a great deal of...dew. *eg*

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

O tidings of hand gestures and boys, gestures and boys, O tidings of hand gestures and boys

Whoa...you've got the meter down and everything. You are freakin' awesome. I lurve me some Anya and obscene hand gestures. Yes, I do.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU!!! you are the first person to get the obscene "hand gestures" bit (or just the only person that said it?) That scene cracks me up every time I watch it...

Oh, and as to meter? Baby, my whole LIFE is about meter. (you're relatively new to me so I'll sum up: father is a musician and a choir master, grandfather made violins as did his father, yadda yadda. I play multiple instruments and sing, but not as well as my sisters who are virtuosos on multiple instruments and are accomplished vocalists)

I LIVE for this shit. Which is rather sad, if you think about it.

[elcazavampiros.livejournal.com]

crazydiamondsue read me this one first. And I laughed my ass off. That's right, I no longer have an ass and Sue blames you.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Aw, crap! It's not like there was a lot to spare, either... Don't cis Sue on me! She'll take me for sure.

[wendylouwho.livejournal.com]

That was so funny. Thanks for making my night!