GOOD LORD MY BRAINS ARE FRIED
Apr. 19th, 2010 08:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321
Today I have:*planted something upside down
*driven past the store TWICE, even though I got in the car to GO TO THE STORE
*finally got to the store, am at the deli counter, HAVE THE TURKEY IN MY HAND (sliced), and tell the nice lady that I guess someone else took my turkey
*apologized profusely to the only other person that had been at the counter, who assumed I meant she stole my turkey
*commented on a fanfic love post with a rec for the Greatest Sparrington Ever Written and accidentally inserted "wrote" for "read." Meaning, the greatest story ever written was by ME. Ahahahaha. Whoopsie doodles! (true fact: The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot is the best S/N ever written, imo.)
WOW, MY BRAINS HAVE BLOWN A FUSE. So now I am finishing off a lovely bottle of St. Emillion and eating cheese and reading a story and not trying to be intelligent, coherent, human any more today.
Durr,
Derp
This brain fry may have been induced from reading Ozzy Osbourne's memoir, and then mainlining Motley Crue's for an hour today. OMG THE DRUGS AND PARTYING AND CRAZINESS. It's leaking into me.
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Date: 2010-04-20 01:12 am (UTC)Truly, a stellar day. Have some wine for me, dude.
ETA: BUT YOU FIXED IT IN RECORD TIME. The day is LOOKING UP.
I'm gonna have a vodka cooler. Want one?
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Date: 2010-04-20 01:16 am (UTC)Mmmm! Lemme finish this wiiiiiine and I'll be right over. (And you may not have seen, but the catalog came. OH MY GOD, THANK YOU. The books targeted for teens are the best - and the hardest to find!!)
<3 <3 <3
XOXOXOX
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Date: 2010-04-20 01:16 am (UTC)* and even worse, you drove through the store, twice
* and even, even worse you stabbed a person to death while screaming, "You take my turkey, bitch? Well now you can take my shiv?", and then had to giggle and apologise while wiping your knife off on her pants leg.
* and even, even, even worse committed the most laziest act of plagarism ever by not even bothering to cut and paste when you claimed someone elses story as your own.
Dude.
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Date: 2010-04-20 01:18 am (UTC)I'm not looking forward to jail for the murder, but you know? It'll be a life changing experience, like Sailor Moon being canceled.
Have I told you lately that I love you? No? There's a reason why.
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Date: 2010-04-20 01:19 am (UTC)pornonly. Heh.I am so glad!!! I get those like, four times a year maybe? I'll send you every one of em from now on.
Also, JFC Marsters how are you so hot while sipping tea for fucksake????
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Date: 2010-04-20 01:21 am (UTC)And HE IS QUITE THE SLY FOX, YES?
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Date: 2010-04-20 01:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-20 01:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-20 01:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-20 01:26 am (UTC)Nothing's like Sailor Moon being cancelled. I hope next year at the Oscars when they do the montage of stars having passed away they'll have a two hour special with random pictures flashing up to melancholy music. The back rows will be weeping hysterically, the front rows having seizures.
And that's okay, I fill the loveless void with strangling runaways and eating chocolates.
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Date: 2010-04-20 01:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-20 01:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-20 02:09 am (UTC)And the crazy thing is, I WANT to read "The Heroin Diaries" but the damn library doesn't have it yet. And, um, I'm totally not paying $20+ for it at the book store.
Disfunctional rock-n-roll memoirs FTW!
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Date: 2010-04-20 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-20 11:29 am (UTC)I have "I Am Ozzy" on my to-read, I have read "The Dirt" and my favorite part **MILD SPOILER** was Tommy's glee over the squirter. If you haven't read Slash's memoir, check it out. His childhood was fascinating, and he doesn't seem to have any more of a handle on Axl than the rest of us do.
Mayor Richard Wilkins was on "How I Met Your Mother Last Night"!
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Date: 2010-04-20 12:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-20 12:10 pm (UTC)But Amazon has Heroin Diaries for 12 bones... 12 > 20?
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Date: 2010-04-20 12:12 pm (UTC)I just laid my head on the arm of my chair and laughed at myself for a solid minute, Sue.
MAYOR WILKINS IS MY FAVORITE.
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Date: 2010-04-20 03:33 pm (UTC)You were just trying to keep a hold of your goods! (And I'm sure turkey theft is a hangin' offense in Texas.) Your white liberal guilt is seen and empathized. And now I want turkey.
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Date: 2010-04-20 04:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-20 10:27 pm (UTC)http://stoney321.livejournal.com/236349.html
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Date: 2010-04-21 12:39 am (UTC)I have this great image of you taking a pot of impatiens and carefully digging a hole and patting the dirt around those red, pink and white flowers, while the roots stick up.
I make my own fun, obviously.
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Date: 2010-04-21 01:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-21 02:32 am (UTC)Somewhere, a sedum "Autumn Joy" is weeping.
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Date: 2010-04-21 08:17 pm (UTC)no subject
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