Stereotypes are sometimes true

[stoney321]

This is outside my Dr.'s office. (4 miles from my house.) I just dropped off paperwork, stepped out the front door and looked up.



Hook 'em. :) [Note from the establishment: no one named Wayne or Billy Ray was involved in the posting of this steer.]

Comments

[ladycyndra.livejournal.com]

Hook 'em Horns! \m/

[ryokomusouka.livejournal.com]

Mighty handsome steer, ma'am.

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

Hook 'em Horns! (No gigging!)

[aimeelicious]

o hai Mr. Steer. What big horns you haz!

Honestly, this picture kind of makes me want a steak. That's wrong, isn't it?

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

Is it fixing to rain or something?

Y'know, my hubby's name is Wayne. :)

[chase-acow.livejournal.com]

Scary! I never got close to Bevo, but I once had to walk right by Ralphie's trailer at CU. Those big animals make me so nervous!

[zendrifter.livejournal.com]

Oh, that makes me miss Texas even more.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

OM NOM NOM

[dovil.livejournal.com]

You have scary cows.

[serenemiss.livejournal.com]

;D

[minstrel666.livejournal.com]

But Billy Ray is the best Texan name in the world.

[flaming-muse.livejournal.com]

OMG LOOK HOW BIG THOSE HORNS ARE!

I live in New England, where our cows are black and white or brown are fairly docile and give us lovely milk to turn into dairy products. Your cows look like they are ready to GORE YOU if you look at them funny!

ETA: Which is not to say that I have never seen pictures of longhorn steer and the like before, but if I were in your shoes I'd be mighty glad medical help was close at hand.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

NO IT ISN'T WRONG. They look DELICIOUS. ;) (Those are non eating cows, though. Purely a vanity ranch, not a feed ranch.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Nope, just muggy as hell. :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BEVO! lml -_- lml

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

We always welcome back the prodigals... ;)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

there is nowhere you will get a better steak. NO NOT EVEN IN NYC.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

That's because you're a cry baby with fear of being gored through the mouth issues. Wuss.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I would like to challenge that with my (actual, real life) cousins names of Terry Lynn and Terry Flynn. DID I MENTION THEY WERE TWINS.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, we have those, too! These are just pretty, decorative type cows. They class the joint up. :D And these steers are surprisingly docile. The picture looks like they are far away, but they weren't. They come up to the fence before for head scritches.

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Oh God, that bullfighter clip that was circulating five seconds ago, that was just...I wish I could have gone haha sucker! but I was too busy going O_O in absolute horror.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Isn't that ridiculous? And in the opposite direction is another vanity ranch with over 1000 head of cattle. WELCOME TO TEXAS.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that awful!??!?! But we don't have that kind of stuff here. We just give them lots of land and lots of ladies and they are practically pets. (The one in front has let me scratch his white star between his horns before.)

That bullfighter vid, though... GOOD LORD.

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

There's a field over by the Vista Ridge Mall area in Lewisville that has some.

And there's a bit on Denton Tap Road that isn't developed yet that has a small variety of animals grazing :D

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

p.s. I can't remember - where are you, again?

(I AM BLAMING THE MEDS)

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

ARGENTINA WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.

[othercat.livejournal.com]

People who rhyme their twin's names=EVIL !

[othercat.livejournal.com]

Nice lawn cows! (lawn steers?)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YEAH. THAT'S HOW STRONG IT IS HERE. I'M WILLING TO GO UP AGAINST SEXY HOT POLO PLAYING ARGENTINIANS. Right up against them.


Naked, even. I DO IT FOR THE tube STEAK!

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Yow! Those are some wicked horns.

[strtmyorange.livejournal.com]

Those are impressive looking animals. And now I'm craving a filet!

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

OMG YOUR VET IS AWESOME LIKE HOT DOGS

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

*laugh* So, where are the sexy cowboys? Hey, I am from Sweden. We are supposed to have vikings and polarbears on our streets... (Not true, I might add...)