*ogles you like Bernstein* (Woodward totally wouldn't even looked unless you have a Pulitzer hidden under there, dude.)
Knowing that I'm missing this fic is almost enough to make me write angry letters to bradfitz et al. Just...that fic sounds like it could be a beautiful, soothing balm to my soul. The very *idea* of Spike expressing his love in dance (ha!) makes me feel all zen inside -- I can't imagine how happiness much his being tiny would add to that.
Example: as Buffy climaxes, it's described as muscles snapping like a pissed off aligator around Spike's cock.
...
First, ouch. Second, ouch! I've run into a couple of doozies over in popslash (more in terms of plot bizarreness than terrible writing, though -- 63 chapter stories wherein JC is taken prisoner by mute aliens and forced to have many, many alien children who's names all start with J before falling into a coma and possibly being sold as a dowry to Justin and his beautiful bride, Orlando Bloom, etc) but nothing quite so painful sounding as that. Some serious confusion over what various sex organs are actualy capable of, though, which is something this author seems like he/she might share.
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Date: 2005-07-12 07:26 pm (UTC)Knowing that I'm missing this fic is almost enough to make me write angry letters to bradfitz et al. Just...that fic sounds like it could be a beautiful, soothing balm to my soul. The very *idea* of Spike expressing his love in dance (ha!) makes me feel all zen inside -- I can't imagine how happiness much his being tiny would add to that.
Example: as Buffy climaxes, it's described as muscles snapping like a pissed off aligator around Spike's cock.
...
First, ouch. Second, ouch! I've run into a couple of doozies over in popslash (more in terms of plot bizarreness than terrible writing, though -- 63 chapter stories wherein JC is taken prisoner by mute aliens and forced to have many, many alien children who's names all start with J before falling into a coma and possibly being sold as a dowry to Justin and his beautiful bride, Orlando Bloom, etc) but nothing quite so painful sounding as that. Some serious confusion over what various sex organs are actualy capable of, though, which is something this author seems like he/she might share.