I'm back and Oh. My. God. I am trying not to lose my shit everywhere (btw, I'm back from "the hood" also known as Whistler...you heard white-bread ski resort town? You heard wrong! *g*)
"And jes' WHERE do you think you going? Cain't you be hearin' that poor Childe upstairs crying her/his eyes out? How in de hell that honey baby gone come outta that poor sugar's ass? Gone jes shoot out like uh egg fromst a chicken?"
Bahahahahahah. Is it wrong that I have a mental picture?
And that vampire is a delicate magnolia flower, liable to pass out at the drop of a hat?
*snicker*
Big Clem has come up from the servant's quarters just in the nick of time to catch the baby as it shot forth like the greatest wad of cold, dead seed ever to shoot from a cock.
Bahahahahahah! Oh man...you rule! This story was just the thing for my post new years completely non-aclcohol realte funk *g*
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Date: 2005-01-02 03:00 pm (UTC)"And jes' WHERE do you think you going? Cain't you be hearin' that poor Childe upstairs crying her/his eyes out? How in de hell that honey baby gone come outta that poor sugar's ass? Gone jes shoot out like uh egg fromst a chicken?"
Bahahahahahah. Is it wrong that I have a mental picture?
And that vampire is a delicate magnolia flower, liable to pass out at the drop of a hat?
*snicker*
Big Clem has come up from the servant's quarters just in the nick of time to catch the baby as it shot forth like the greatest wad of cold, dead seed ever to shoot from a cock.
Bahahahahahah! Oh man...you rule! This story was just the thing for my post new years completely non-aclcohol realte funk *g*