WHEEEEEEEE!

[stoney321]

I have that as a subject header to remind y'all of how I typically keep things around here. You know, with the funny and spazziness. So.... I closed the poll from yesterday because people were getting all serious and personal and not remembering that I was doing what I've been doing since 2004, which is finding ridiculous things in fanfic and laughing about it. HEY IT IS WHO I AM, you can't teach a fish to fly, or a dog to not shit on the carpet. Oh, you can? I STAND CORRECTED.

But yeah... fake character, from established canon, doing something OOC, thought it was weird, and then I was chastised for shaming your mothers and fathers and your pure love, um, which wasn't what I set out to do? At all? I AM BROKEN INSIDE, HOW DID YOU FORGET SO QUICKLY.

HERE: PULL MY FINGER. *pffffft*

Booze is waiting for me, that's all I have left to say about that. HEY WANNA DRINK WITH ME? Because Glee Ep. 2 is up, and the cocktail is "LIE TO ME." And who doesn't like booze? Aside from Mormons. And teetotalers. And people with alcohol allergies. And alcoholics. And my doctor. And that baby I tried to get to sleep with a full bottle of Jack Daniels. WHAT. God, y'all are such prudes.

In fandom talk, I have been writing two different fics for Glee because it now owns me. Guys, I don't know, either. AND YET. Also, I have been reading this fic by sotto_voice, and so far it's really fun, I recommend it, etc. etc. (Nice and long, just under 20K.) [ETA] OH HEY skintightsocks POSTED NEW HILARITY. CLick here, laugh at the Twilight mockery and the funny bidness.

ALMOST THE WEEKEND, OMG.

Comments

[lynnenne]

And that baby doesn't like booze? Gawd, you try to start them young and this is the thanks you get.

I saw that some of your relatives are drunk already. I am kinda jealous.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I know, that baby is going to grow up to be a LOSER.

Oh, I shall be joining my sister once I'm done playing "Suburban Mom" and then get to play "I Like Booze!" later. WHEE!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'm going to take this post and turn it into an essay about my personal experiences with mental health disorders (broken inside, OMG ME TOO!), and IBM (pull my finger? PULL MY HAND! *sobs!*).

Livejournal, is seriousness all the time! Or did YOU forget? This reminds me about a harrowing tale about Alzheimers...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I just started laughing, then I remembered that I hate you and started peeing on my keyboard. THAT'LL SHOW YOU.

I want you to write me a fic about Willow and Giles where Willow cares for an ailing Giles (from Alzheimers) and through his thinking she is someone he grew up with on the council, they find love. Also, he gets pregnant in his butt. <3

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Dude! It's both powerful and in character, I like it! I would add that Giles is butt pregnant with twins, one for each bulging butt cheek which he ultimately poops out while crying 'Where am I, what's happening to me??'. Intense and heart warming. And totally in character.

(Que an indignant comment: WELL, I wrote that very same story and it WAS intense and beautiful and totally in character.)

Ewww, your keyboard now smells like my sheets.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And then someone can get into a flame war about AU vs. canon and someone will spell it cannon and then someone else will tell them how many words are in a drabble and another person will tell them that they are too good for editors, and yet another person will ask what BNF means and then I'll feel like I'm home.

Like I'm HOME.

No, they smell like your mom's sheets. SICK BURN.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER, everyone knows my Mum's sheets smell like trucker cum. Geeez!

My cannon blows up their AU with my truth bombs, lol! A drabble is 105 words reflecting the expanding word usage of modern times (if you go over this though you have failed as a human being and this must be pointed out. A lot). A BNF stands for Buy New Fern, which was someone's shopping list note that turned into a misunderstanding that led to anxiety and sock puppets galore and Awards created, hosted, and won by the same person.

Then the dinosaurs came...WHAT I don't know. I have the Giles. Not the Alzheimers, the butt babies. They keep kicking and flinging me off my chair and I lose my train of thought.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Oh wait, earlier that abbreviation should have been IBS not IBM. That's a syndrome where you collaborate with the nazis and break down a lot.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Well, clearly the correct answer to the last post was YES. The question was right there in the title: AM I BEING UNREASONABLE. YES YES YOU ARE YOU H0R.

I uhm. Forgot the actual question, sorry.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Oh, mommy, why make livejournal less fun for the rest of us?

Bottoms up! Or should I say Giles' pregnant bottoms up?

[a-mistletoe.livejournal.com]

HEY!!! I need drink, you promised me drink and all I get is an invite to join Facebook. That is not Glee, gleeful or in any way glee-making! *flounces*

I answered your poll in the spirit (see drink) it was intended and everything. Don't make me call you mommy, dearest (and I'm old enough to BE your mommy in certain religious sects) Ptah.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I think I was most unhappy by the POOR READING COMPREHENSION on the part of my flist, which is made of of writers. HARUMPH.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Mommy, I just want you to let me have fun. And give me the biddy. Hurry up, I have to get to Law School and I'm hungry.

*throws up*

LOLOLOLOL - and let's add Angel as the mailman to that story and Cordelia as a hair dresser and Wesley as the evil doctor of the nursing home and Lilah as an orderly and Lorne as the gardener and that random vampire from ep. 36 as the CENTRAL CHARACTER.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

STOP ASKING ME TO READ, STONEY. YOU ARE OPPRESSING ME.

LOL

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WOMAN DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW THIS SHIT WORKS? I GIVE YOU A RECIPE. Until science catches up with Fwoomp tube technology from computer screens, that is the best I can do. I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! *humps away*

Mommy, just be fun with me. OK, Gayle King calls Oprah Mommy and that cracks me up I DON'T KNOW WHY.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

GET OFF THOSE SHOES AND GET IN THE KITCHEN AND FRESHEN UP MY DRINK AND SERVICE ME.

Look, I can't help who I am.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

GODWINS IN FIVE COMMENTS. *slow clap*

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Crap, I forgot.

Who are you again?

Re: LOL

[a-mistletoe.livejournal.com]

I'm standing here with several bottles at the ready and there IS NO RECIPE *weeps*

How can I make my baby grow??

[dovil.livejournal.com]

That's a description not an analogy! This comment persecutes me: OMG YOU'RE JUST LIKE HITLER!

Re: LOL

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I AM TOO DRUNK TO REALIZE I HAD THE WRONG LINK YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IN SMALL WORDS.

HERE YOU GO BB. Glug.

Re: LOL

[a-mistletoe.livejournal.com]

That's right. Get a head start on me why don't you. *scurries after link clinking*

Your link was wrong (small words)

Re: LOL

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I R FIXED IT N STUFF.

Danke. *glug*

Re: LOL

[a-mistletoe.livejournal.com]

Darn! wrong season for pears. *sigh* Vodka straight it is then with tonic and dash of lime. sluuuuurp.

[flaming-muse.livejournal.com]

Yaaaay for you writing!

Did you get a notification thingy from me? I tried sharing a fic with you but don't know if it worked.

[ryokomusouka.livejournal.com]

Gods, you make me want to drink.

But then I remember I'm a maudlin drunk, no fun at parties.

I'll just be nursing my beer over here in the corner. *sniffles*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I did! Wait, does that mean you didn't get my three emails earlier today? LOL! If not, I'll compress them into one and resend, ha. So much for me being fancy.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

GOOD MY JOB HERE IS DONE. (lol)

See, the great thing about my parties is that they're in my head online, so in my mind's party, you are FABULOUS and can really carry a tune. And those pants make your ass UH-MAY-ZING.

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

Leave my momma and my daddy out of this, Stoney! *pulls your finger*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*farts in your general direction* Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Fun, fun with a new fandom, isn't it? :-D Also, I love how you write. I seriously do. You have a way with words.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much, this was a day I needed to hear it, too. :)