Thanks a lot, Rebecca Black, for ruining TGIF. GUYS I AM SO GLAD IT IS FRIDAY. I have a date with the Mr. and we's gonna get our Breadstix steaks on and I get to wear ADORABLE SAILOR PANTS with a cute boat neck white tee and my faaaabulous canvas 4.5" platforms (navy and white stripe) with caramel leather buckle details and I am SO MARY TYLER MOORE I COULD PUKE.
Except for how MTM doesn't puke, because she's a lady. Whatevs, I like being prissy. I MIGHT EVEN WEAR PEARLS. And clutch them. As I use obscene language, just to keep the public on their toes.
Today is the last Glee Recap of Season 1 for the week, and the episode is "Acafellas" and there are so many lulzy and OMG, WHUT moments in it, that it is shameful for you to not click and comment. SHAMEFUL. I know you're clicking and reading, I see the numbers. (Glee recaps are every Wednesday, Thursday and Friday) Read all about my shameful Hag Moments in regards to Mercedes thinking Kurt was into her. (Oh, honey. No he isn't.)
Oooh, we're going to add some great shows over the next week and change: True Blood! Dr. Who! Leverage! That's just for starters, whee!
I steam cleaned the kids' carpets yesterday and made them empty the water well to show them HOW DISGUSTING THEY ARE. So far today: things have been put back, shoes have been removed after entering the house, and dishes are being put promptly into the sink. Thank you, dirty water! Now I have to wash the dog's bed and show her how nasty she is, and quit making those cute faces at me IT WON'T WORK. (it totally works.)
OMG weekend, I am glad to be inside you.
Except for how MTM doesn't puke, because she's a lady. Whatevs, I like being prissy. I MIGHT EVEN WEAR PEARLS. And clutch them. As I use obscene language, just to keep the public on their toes.
Today is the last Glee Recap of Season 1 for the week, and the episode is "Acafellas" and there are so many lulzy and OMG, WHUT moments in it, that it is shameful for you to not click and comment. SHAMEFUL. I know you're clicking and reading, I see the numbers. (Glee recaps are every Wednesday, Thursday and Friday) Read all about my shameful Hag Moments in regards to Mercedes thinking Kurt was into her. (Oh, honey. No he isn't.)
Oooh, we're going to add some great shows over the next week and change: True Blood! Dr. Who! Leverage! That's just for starters, whee!
I steam cleaned the kids' carpets yesterday and made them empty the water well to show them HOW DISGUSTING THEY ARE. So far today: things have been put back, shoes have been removed after entering the house, and dishes are being put promptly into the sink. Thank you, dirty water! Now I have to wash the dog's bed and show her how nasty she is, and quit making those cute faces at me IT WON'T WORK. (it totally works.)
OMG weekend, I am glad to be inside you.
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Date: 2011-06-17 06:56 pm (UTC)OH MY WORD, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH STONEY???????????
Friday: YAY!
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Date: 2011-06-17 07:04 pm (UTC)Hogod, I am SO GLAD the weekend is here, I can't even. Oy.
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Date: 2011-06-17 07:09 pm (UTC)ME TOO. It's been a long long week.
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Date: 2011-06-17 07:22 pm (UTC)*pours us drinks*
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Date: 2011-06-17 07:42 pm (UTC)Mmmm, drinks. Cold tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2011-06-17 08:59 pm (UTC)Actually, I'm more Dick Van Dyke Show era MTM. *models a 1960's pink cotton blouse with a peter pan collar*
Enjoy date night! Swear lots!
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Date: 2011-06-17 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-18 12:22 am (UTC)Have a fun date night!
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Date: 2011-06-18 02:50 am (UTC)I steam cleaned the kids' carpets yesterday and made them empty the water well to show them HOW DISGUSTING THEY ARE. So far today: things have been put back, shoes have been removed after entering the house, and dishes are being put promptly into the sink. Thank you, dirty water!
Ahaha, my mom only washes the carpets if my sisters and I are emptying the water. Shoes are by the front door unless you're storing them in your room. The kitchen and bathrooms in the house we're living in now are tiled, but as far as dog filth goes, once you've scrubbed dirty cat litter out of textured linoleum, drywall, door frames, and fur, you learn to keep certain things out of the animals' reach. BLERGH.
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Date: 2011-06-18 03:55 am (UTC)Alas, we would have been EPIC, you and I!
;)
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Date: 2011-06-18 11:10 am (UTC)I hope you had a great time out with the Mr. last night! I am making a note to go check out your recaps of Glee. That show is my fun-lunch-time show that I get to watch without any snarky kids or husband around. (Lunch time being the best time for me to watch such things as I have the house to myself!)
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Date: 2011-06-18 04:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-06-18 04:24 pm (UTC)(I'm kidding about my dog, she's the bestest and never goes potty anywhere but on her three chosen outdoor locations.) But my kids feet apparently drag in all the filth from the world ever. ONE DAY I WILL HAVE NO CARPETS. And there will be much rejoicing (yay!)
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Date: 2011-06-18 04:24 pm (UTC)We did, thank you!
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Date: 2011-06-18 04:39 pm (UTC)<3 <3 <3
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