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OMG. This hit fandom_wank!?!

Personally I think flexible sexuality boundaries are damn cool.

picks purty nekkid woman icon.

*gropes you*

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you are so silly, in a good way. look at Cordy, who is the straightest woman on the planet, but if she had an LJ would be responding to Fred (who is NOT the straightest woman on the planet; note her near-groping of Willow in "Orpheus", and ~~Alexis~~ Wesley's facial expressions of near ecstasy as he contemplates ~~his fiancee and her hot friend and the things he would like to do to them as soon as they stop filming~~ a brief respite from the existential torture and, hey, he gets to grope Eliza Dushku in this episode, too, he has the greatest job in the world. oh, what was I saying? If Cordy had an LJ, she'd be writing the odd *cuddles your cute little nose to my ginormous boobies* to Fred all the time.

i sent you more post-smut cuddle-porn, with more to come. this story will have NC-17 outtakes, I promise.

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Whoo hoo! And you are helping the children with every grope and lick. You're selfless, you are...

I am particularly interested in your opinion, m'dear. I recognize that humans are not 100% anything. I know there are times when I have thoughts of the gay variety, and recognize that as natural, although I identify as straight. I, too, think flexible boundaries are of the hot. (and belonging to the natural order of biology.)

*licks you like a straight woman, prepares to stalk you. For charity.*

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And your post makes me want to be Fred. I would leave my husband for her. Because he is harshing my trangression, like whoa!

more porn for me?? Whoopie!! you got my email this morning, right?

Oh. DO you not want money to be sent to charity or something? Grope me already! I'm up to 5 cents... Ha!

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kita0610.livejournal.com

I find it odd that boob fondlage is more expensive than banging. But that's just me.

You know the funniest part of this whole wank, is my friend Barb C. She is a lesbian who writes Spike het fic. According to the parameters Jenny O set up, I think that technically, Barb does not exist. She's going to be crushed to find that out.

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BWAH!! LJ erased my life, OMFG!

I have a thing for boobs. And mine aren't getting NEAR the attention they should. I learned in marketing that jacking the price up astronomically make people think it's better than it is, so...

What? You don't want me to send a charity a big pile of money for virtual snogs?

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I'm going to out myself as a nontransgressive middle-aged small town married heterosexual slash fan, who is also a 1974 graduate of The Evergreen State College and an old line Indian rights and Environmental activist and a farmer, and a hard-core Spuffy at heart, dammit, and say right now, in the usual less than heroic way, that being in comments on someone elses journal, that this whole metathezing wankage has gotten, finally, to the point wheere it is even more boring than the teenagers and their six year old cousin were havint the last week in August when the television was broken.
Julia, getting her Mom on

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*fondles your boobs* *twice*

hmm, the last email I got was at the end of our late-night pingpong match. is there more? I don't know about said harshing of transgressions. and writing that whole Fred/Cordy thing really makes me want to start a before-everything-sucked-for-everybody-on-Angel roleplay. which I WILL NOT DO.

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you know, I still haven't firmly established whether my aunt, uncle, and cousins think you and I are dating. (um, this is directed at

smashsc, obviously, not

stoney321, who has yet to be ambiguously introduced to anybody in my family.

I sort of pride myself on avoiding the epicenters of kerfuffledom, but with this one, I'm sort of getting the aftershocks, and those are amusing enough.

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And having deleted and corrected this post once, let me also say how deeply tired I am of the inability to proof posted comments on LJ, since I seem constitutionally unable to make a post without typos, no matter how many times I preview and correct before posting.

Julia, not inerrant

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WHoo HOO!! I want a thermometer thingy to show the money going into the kitty for Red Cross. Or whereever it goes.

I sent you one this morning with the NC-17 outtakes. Sheesh. Summary: Guh. More? Guh.

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Hee!! I know. I get tired of seeing the errors of my prior post. I don't see why it appears to have ramifications on the whole of humanity.

Now. Don't you want to lick me to make me send a charity money? It's for the children.

Stoney, worst mother/role model on earth

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Let me just say this.

Boobies.

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See here is the thing, a sense of play is so much more important than people realize.

What I do in my LJ space allows me a sense of play I'm not afforded among my non-fannsih friends and my work-a-day life (in the same way that straight woman aren't afforded the sense of play that allows them to grope each other. Here I can talk about the hotness of straight guy, or just guys in general, (dude, Matt in this icon is just so pretty). I can do this without being accused of switching teams. When the whole pudding wrestling thing happened all of yall were like "pudding wresling!?! OMG sweet/hot." Whereas among my non-LJ friends I got into more than one debate about whether it was demeaning/exploiting with my gay female friends.

People have had the academicwank shoved so deep into their brains that the fun gets forgotten. Touching? fun. Groping? also fun. We all have to be so serious for so much of the time. That isn't so here.

And not only is that sense of play important for its own sake but for self-discovery. I have more than one friends who, thanks to fandom relatedthings, realized exactly where they stood on that not-exactly-straight meter. And I know fandom has made me more comfortable with my own hetrosexual past (it is true, I do have one, boy's a preacher now).

I have gay guy friends who greet me by putting their heads in my tits, I have other friends who are very non touchy people. To me touch is important. Playful touch is awesome. (consentual) transgressive touching (or play at transgressive touching) that opens people up and makes them see the flexibility of sexuality? best. thing. ever.

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I think my head hurts too much at the moment to understand your post, but I vote for the third option: read fandom_wank regarding psuedo gay straight women and their ramifications on the ecological impact of trangressive geopolitical wank.

*gropes you and fondles your breasts* *giggles and winks*

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Boobs definitely! Cuz, you know, for the children.

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As to that first point. Despite me telling them that you are just a friend some of my coworkers still think I've got some kind of harem of girlfriends in DC (what with another one of yall coming down this weekend and all). Also, I don't mind them thinking that if you don't. (-;

After my last kerfuffle I so try to stay out of it, but it is so hard.

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I would totally grope you electronically for charity.

YOU SAID IT PERFECTLY.

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No, it appears you got it. Whee! Boobs are worth more money!

I think you can buy an immunization kit for a boob grope. You're a humanitarian.

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EXACTLY. I'm surprised I haven't gotten a gang-bang yet. For the children.

There is so much wrong with that... But aren't we having fun? FOR THE CHILDREN!!

(I'm seriously racking up dollars. Red Cross needs some help.)

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Well, no, but if your boobs get worn down by the fondleage, I will generously donate two cup sizes to the cause. Since I sincerely love and admire individuals on all... is it five, now? sides of this wonderwank, and I just wish they'd let go and let be.

Julia, wishing folks would just let go of the whole evil concept of "righteous indignation" and let their adrenaline levels drop.

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thank you my dear.

*gropes you back*

also *fondles*

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Having been raised in a fundamentalist home in the buckle of the bible belt, I naturally cringe at the "righteous indignation" type posts.

*wonders if I should list my butt if the potential to have it 'worn down' exists*

This is a safe place. Unless you are a miniature cross-dressing vampire.

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OK, for background?

smashsc came over to my aunt & uncle's house with me for dinner, and when we came in the door, my uncle was like "where do you know each other from?" and I said, "Um, well, just around." In a very dumb avoidy way, because although I would tell just about anybody that I know that I've made friends on the Internet (

crazydiamondsue has met a ton of my RL friends, and I dragged

circusgirl to my mom's 50th birthday party), for some reason my uncle is one of the few people I would feel weird saying that to. so then when Smash had all kinds of stuff to say about the gay scene in Durham, I know they were all thinking I picked her up at, say, ladies' pool night at Big Daddy's. I never felt any need to clarify, don't know why, it was just funny.

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