Dranks and inappropriate jokes

[stoney321]

This is what happens when I'm left alone with a bottle of Domaine de Canton and a Glee episode to recap. Seriously, I've said this on FB and Twitter, but I mean it: this is THE best drink recipe of the bunch. And the recap is pretty funny, I think.

Over at gay Hogwarts, Kurt slips on the Navy-n-Crimson and prepares for his first day at Dalton Academy where strange boys high five you as you walk in slow motion down marble hallways, and the floral arrangements are always tasteful and fresh. At his first Warblers meeting (they don't have practice, they have meetings like dignified, square-jawed captains of industry) he receives a canary in a gilt cage as his initiation. (They're more Boats and Harbor than Skull and Bones at Dalton.) Kurt immediately makes dark jokes about taking it into a coal mine, but these are fellows named “Chip” and “Thurston,” they don't understand dark humor about blue collar work.

I'll just say that Matt Paxton "liked" a portion of this recap on Facebook. Are you saying you're better than him? (Ahaha. Seriously, I am such a dork for getting a little thrill every time he replies/comments to me.)

OK, sugar boogers, I need to get some swimming done with the mister. It's high on my To Do list for the day. (And guess what I'm drinking? A VALERIE.) Meanwhile, Sally Derg is rolling all over the Mr.s hunting clothes. Dogs are grody.

Keep your eyes peeled for more Project Runway and True Blood later today at Hey, Don't Judge Me! <3 [ETA] If you're having trouble logging in, lemme know. I think we've got a server bug again. :(

Comments

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

You had me at gay Hogwarts. Yes, it's true, you are hysterical!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

If Hogwarts was both gay and sans Slytherin, you're have Dalton Academy. :D

[gottriplets.livejournal.com]

I am so loving you and your snark. I wish we were neighbors so we could sit on the porch, ignore our screaming children and drink fancy drinks. Sigh.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE. And man, I would loooooove to have a fun neighbor I could talk fandom with. I have a friend that can do most other shows, but I am all alone in my 'hood re: Glee. SAD FACES.

[gottriplets.livejournal.com]

Anytime you want to talk Glee, I'm game. All of my friends think I'm a delusional old woman for believing that someday Blaine Anderson will be mine. Yes, I believe we can overcome the sexual orientation AND age issues. And he will find me on the staircase. HE WILL FIND ME!!!