TMI:101

[stoney321]

I have decided a few things.

• I will take my arthritis medication again, even though I could have a heart attack (in theory: my heart is as strong as an ox. A dainty ox with lipstick, but an ox.)


• I will remember to stretch after exercise so I don't whimper on the couch.


• I will buy a better seat for my bike so I don't break my *pussy bone after riding for an hour over bumpy roads. *Thanks, Tahmoe!


• I will meet somecandytalkin at Blue Goose for margaritas and laugh about fandom.

I have a group of kids coming to my house, but the moms are a BLAST so we'll turn the Nitrous Oxide on upstairs and make the kids watch Finding Nemo while we drink and flash boobies. HA HA! There will be jumping in the THUNDERDOME (which will be emptied upon crazydiamondsue moving in at the end of February. One of the moms is a closet Buffy-fan (I mentioned her a while ago) so there could be porn. Or, links emailed. They are probably better moms than me and read that stuff when the kids aren't around. Huh. I should try that.

No Godfather-Jossed! today, but I know all three of you are crying in your keyboards over that. Heee!

[ETA] I FORGOT!! My stalker neighbor bought me ROLLER SKATES!! Like, old school boots and heels over four wheels skates!! Which on one hand is AWESOME because I LOVE to roller skate. But I think she wants me to break my leg so she can "care for me." Back off, Annie Wilkes!! *skates away in joy*

Comments

[slackerace.livejournal.com]

You put Finding Nemo in the same post with boobies and pussy bone (not to mention porn). You are so going to hell.

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

A dainty ox with lipstick, but an ox.

Does this mean we call you Babe now? What shade of lipstick does a blue ox wear?

I'm still debating on the whole arthritis med thing meself. ::sigh::

I'd offer you a soak in my new whirlpool bath, but oh - still not here. ::fume::

And I am! I am crying in my keyboard over no Godfather!

You should so get a bike seat with gel in it and a little dip in the middle. Awesome!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yep. See ya there? Hee!

I realized last night that you were the person that turned me onto LJ. You can either feel proud or ashamed. I'll leave it up to you.

Well, I'm grateful, at any rate.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEE!!! BABE! I love it. I think (if I HAVE to be a folktale character) I'd like to be Slue-Foot Sue from the Pecos Bill tales. Pretty and ornery.

I abuse my whirlpool bath almost daily... Here's the drill: I take 20mg (the highest dosage) of Bextra for my old lady knees. It works like a CHAMP. I mean, I had to stop running (and climbing stairs and biking and LIVING) because of the damage. Bextra gets me back out and playing, so heart attack/shmart attack. (That warning is more for those with a history, which I do not have.)

The problem is: it's my husband bike. SO changing the seat may not be an option. BUT. I have REALLy bad knees, and shouldn't bike anyway. Roller skates! Crap! I forgot to add that part to my post.

*goes to ETA*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yep. Didn't you know I live here? (I used to live in Lakewood, now I live in the 'burbs up north)

[slackerace.livejournal.com]

Glad to be the catalyst of your LJ gratitude. I may not comment very often, but I read and laugh/cry/cringe/roll my eyes at each and every post. Keep them coming!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's a 35 minute drive from LH... Hee! (My folks live there.)

I was just thinking that once it warms up and the pool in my neighborhood opens, you should come up with the girls. It's a mom-dom pool, so flabby arms and bellies are the style of the day. And the toddler splash area is a blast. Play date!

(My friends and their kids coming up today have me thinking about fun moms...) *wink*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Nah, no worries. I kinda veered off of the Spuffy love, huh? ;-)

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

A dainty ox with lipstick, but an ox.

You could be my uni's mascot. ;)

I will buy a better seat for my bike so I don't break my *pussy bone after riding for an hour over bumpy roads.

I had that same exact thought after riding my bike.

[sangueuk.livejournal.com]

What stalker ? :::puts down binoculars::: How come you have a freakin' stalker and I don't? And all this talk of ladies' wobbly bits, I think you're a dirty bird. :)

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

Hopefully the medicine won't give you a heart attack, what would we do without you? *sobs*

One of my best friends has had arthritis since she was 10, I know how painful it can be and I'll be praying that the med just takes the pain away and doesn't give you the side-effects.

They are probably better moms than me and read that stuff when the kids aren't around. Huh. I should try that.

Hmmmmm, good point. Maybe I should try that, too. ;)

No Godfather-Jossed! today. *sobs again* But...but... I want more. *pouts*

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I've heard that roller skating & roller blading are excellent for bad knees because they work your quads and your quads take stress off your knees.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least (IIRC) you have your computer in an office, mine's right out in the open where my curious 7-year old can see it -- and he can read! So I do have to be careful. Or he's going to have a very, um, *impressive* vocabulary to show off to the grandparents. I try to minimize the screen when he leans on the chair to show me something. And we've talked about those oh-so-tasteful icons, haven't we?

Sounds like your mom friends are more the crazy fun type than mine. I have two main mom friends that I really like, one of them is my best RL friend, but even she is not into fandom type things. In fact she's pretty scornful of Buffy/Angel so I just don't talk about it. She knows I have "email friends" that I found through fandom and I leave it at that.

Here's an interesting thing about my mom friends: although we thought it was our children and random circumstances (proximity, preschool, etc.) that brought about 5 or 6 of us together, we've found that we have a very important thing in common in this heavily Catholic town -- we're not Catholic. Over the past year or so this has become very important to us because we're starting to become aware of the costs of not belonging to St. Mary's parish. Our children don't realize how this is affecting them, but it does, because their peers have formed friendships through Sunday school and CCD that carry over into school and it does change things. The Catholic parent networks affect the power structure on the school board, Girl and Boy Scouts, sports teams, you name it. My RL best friend is starting to call it the St. Mary Mafia. It's never meant to be exclusive, but that's how it is. So my little cadre of atheists, agnostics, Jews, and whatever-you-call-it moms are clinging to each other here. Maybe we should start a club? With a treehouse and a password?

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

If you have a heart attack - I will move into your bedroom closet and care for you. I will feed you lukewarm soup and buy you a typewriter no "e" and make you write Jossed fics until you have the bypass and kick me out.

Dude - clear out the Thunderdome, seriously. Secondly, who is this somecandytalkin and should I be jealous? Will I have to pull some hair? Should I be jealous?

I am listening to REO. You didn't ask, I just shared. You typed pussy bone^TM to see if someone would type: *pets your pussy bone*, didn't you?

Despite the REO, I now have "Brand New Key" stuck in my head. I blame you. I am buying matching satin shorts for you, me, Vin and Kathy to wear and rollerskate around my neighborhood (which will possibly be the area of your backyard surrounding the THUNDERDOME if the house huntin' sitch doesn't change) and look all tough and butch. With lots of lipgloss and blown-out hair.

*seriously worrying about your heart and your knees*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yep. biking is the WORST thing to do to your knees. Next to running stairs (both of which I used to do, hence the speediness of the deterioration.)

And? It's FUN and CHEESY!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Good lord. Just... ouchie.

GIMME AN "O!" GIMME AN "X!" WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? ME!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

My stalker is the chick that never knows when to go home, and her red-neck husband talks about my boobs. In front of my husband. With drool on his chin. Yuck. But? SKATES!!

And I'm a FILTHY bird. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No heart attacks, I promise!

Well, the friends had to leave early today, so maybe later this afternoon? Just for you.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Isn't that interesting? With us, it's because we are Democrats (basically. More, anti-Republican) in the most Right Wing county in all of Texas, and that is an actual statistic. Scary.

The fun moms I hung with today (they just left) are from my old, liberal, next to the college and the bars neighborhoods. I like some of the women up here, but they make me feel old. They are just so comfortable in their pleated jeans and sneakers with mom-hair, and I still want to play and not give everything over to my kids. Which is selfish, but makes me fun at parties.

(And the mafia-religion thing reminds me of Utah. I wuld love to live there for the scenery, but the people scorn you and your children who aren't Mormon.) And before anyone yells at me about that, my whole family LIVES there, and I lived there, too. Kerfuffle free, please.

And I'll use a web-cam to come to your meetings in the tree house.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEE HEE!! I already said you get the THUNDERDOME. I'm getting a mailbox made just for you. It's in the shape of a coffin because I heard you like vampires. Freak.

Don't you go dissing my new BFLJ. HA!! She lives by my old house and she's one of us. you should get to know her. Likes pretty boys kissing and is funny. *cue heavenly music*

I want to gloss my lips up, use the BIG rollers and get Farrah hair and skate everywhere. If I can lose this extra weight and tone up, I'm going to go as Anya on skates for Halloween. I'm still going to dress Mr. Stoney up like Jesus with a "Who's your Daddy?" button.

My heart will be fine. It will go on, because Celine said so. My knees are extra bendy today - but not like a Barbie because that would fucking hurt - because I took my good drugs. What the hell was I thinking about riding a big 'ol mountain bike up hills for? The construction workers were probably laughing at me with my tongue hanging out and a grimace of pain on my face.

Is the pussy bones connected to the flesh curve?

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

I LOVE the way you think. Let's do it.

In other news I hear Spike has a come-making voice.

The flesh curve's connected to the clit-stand

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Drinks, hilarity, and motorcycles. (outside, at least) Sounds like fun to me. Let's hook up for drink soon, yeah? It's a CRIME to not - you are so close!!

And Spike can make my nipples turn into raisins when he speaks. *dink, dink!*

Is the clit-stand connected to the U flesh?

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Wheee! I'll email ya and we'll totally do it. This is very cool.

I love it when he swells inside me like a fresh black eye.

The piss-slit's connected to the leak shaft

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*sniff*

That was poetry. I like it when my clit grows to 15 feet at teh sound of his voice, because then I can get side jobs painting the lines down the middle of the road.

Wow. Are yo sure you want to meet me?

You make me exclaimation mark happy!!!

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Because I miss you, I will say many things...

Haha! I'm not the only one jealous of this somecandytalkin person! Lucky ducky! I wanna laugh about fandom and stupid kerfuffles. OOooh, ooooh, oooh...choose me! Choose me!

Arthritis medicine? For your knees? Aw....poor lil' heifer! Don't go crazy on those roller skates now! I'm imagining Anya from All the Way. And you know how much I love Anya!

Johnny Cash! Boy named Sue! Classic! I also like it because of Sue from Swingers? He was fuuuuny!

Lastly, HAHAHAHAHA! You said pussy bone and boobies! Have fun!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heee!! That's you and me in the icon! Except one of us needs to be Asian in the icon. And the other one needs more meat on their bones...

Dude, as soon as I can get a cheap flight to Vancouver after April, I'm dropping in on you.

Swear to god. You are one of those flisters I MUST meet face-to-face.

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Dude, as soon as I can get a cheap flight to Vancouver after April, I'm dropping in on you.

THAT WOULD BE SOOOOO AWESOME!!!! <--Haha... liek I'm a valley girl!
My cousin is here from NYC and he's bored out of his gourd because it's been raining like crazy. When you come, make sure you check the weather report. It's drop dead gorgeous when it's sunny. Absolutely glorious. Lots to do. When it's raining, it's miserable. Ask your other Vancouver friends. Oooooh...I'm getting all excited about seeing your awesome self. I'm a huge dork because I have seriously fantasized thought about you coming here...several times...in the past. Wheeeee! My dreams are coming true! Yippee!

Re: The piss-slit's connected to the leak shaft

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

A leaking cock is an ILL cock. You've taught me that.

The leak shaft's connected to the pipe-length.

Hee! You'll have to worse than that to deter me. But HOW?