I KNEW IT!!! SPONGEBOB IS TOTALLY GAY!!

[stoney321]

What a Queer-mo. And Ernie and He-Man and the Teletubbies and Velma and She-Ra...

Sometimes? People make you happy.

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

The best part had to be the visual of Ernie in denim cut-offs. Well, that and you saying "queer-mo."

Sister-fucker!!! I don't even watch that show and I love that icon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA!! I can still feel tears pricking my eyes from the opening sentence. Spongebob soaking up the last of his ejaculate... HA HA HA!!!

And Bert's high-pitched voice... Hee!!! I thought you could use a good belly-laugh.

(Mmm. Boys in eye-liner.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well DUH. Sponge? How fucking queer can you get? Wait. Ace and Gary are far more gay. Huh.

And PlasticMan? Come on. Why aren't they going after him? He can turn himself into a DILDO!! If he wanted...

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

"You know what this party needs?" SpongeBob said, prancing up and down. "Some straight guys who are curious!"
Hee!

This is from a CNN.com piece: "Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video".
I just like the first nine words.

SpongeBob, who lives in a pineapple under the sea, was "outed" by the U.S. media in 2002 after reports that the TV show and its merchandise are popular with gays.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And... uh... I point to my lonely response sticking out like a sore thumb...

[vincitveritas.livejournal.com]

It's a big gay world after all! I love gay cartoon icons.

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Oops. Sorry I screwed up the order! I'm being weirdly perfectionistic and doing too many things at the same time. Apparently I am actually expected to still do WORK here or something. Anyhoo, yeah...Plastic Man! And obviously the Green Arrow. So gay. Those damn Superfriends...they were totally slutty.

[greenstone-j.livejournal.com]

Yes!! I knew there was some Sponge-Bob slash out there! *falls over laughing*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHEEE!! Gay cartoons are the best. The best!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I want to read some Velma/She-Ra pr0n. And how hot is Jem!!! Woot!

*equal opportunity slasher*
Oh. God. That so needs to be an icon!!!!

[serenelystrange.livejournal.com]

Ok, that made mmy day, lol. It was a long and work-filled day but somehow that made it all better, :) Thank you.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Wheee! That's what I'm here for...

Um,,,

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Do you have to make everything dirty? Do you? You should be ashamed of yourself. Gay cartoon characters are nothing to laugh about. They exist. Children subjecting themselves to their depravity is no laughing matter. I think you should really read this (http://www.members.tripod.com/~i4m3R33T/bharni.html), you sicko.







::tries not to crack a smile::
*crumbles into a fit of giggles*
Heee! Did I get you? Hahahaha!
You are evil though. You're always getting me to read slash. Is all slash funny? I got so excited (er...you know what I mean) when I saw the Jem reference...and then nothing. That Teddy Wayne dude is a big ol' tease.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Boy did I ever need that as an antidote to the one-two punch in the news the last couple of days; first the idiot Dobson and his crusade against the cartoon video, then the story about how PBS is pulling the "Postcards from Buster" episode with the lesbian parents.

Do you know whether they are going to go ahead and distribute the cartoon video to the schools, or have they caved to the Focus on the Family pressure?

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

"Me, too," added androgynous boy reporter/toy Tintin, making eye contact with He-Man and flashing six, then nine, fingers.

Hee! That was hilarious! And...people [crazy right wing conservative christian "oh won't somebody please think of the children" groups] are just figuring this out? Ernie and Bert have been gay for a while...I actually can't think of a male cartoon caracter who could be passed off as straight. Maybe the Tick, simply because he doesn't have the imagination to be gay *g* But I've seen 321 Penguin, that religious cartoon...those are some gay penguins. Don't even get me started on Veggie Tales...

And I willforever have a mantal image of Sponge Bob waking up in a pool of ejactulate...*g*